Birthday competition-be a Desperate Housewife!

Birthday candle

OK I know I’ve been shouting it from the rafters but today is my birthday. But instead of receiving gifts I’m giving some away thanks to the lovely people at Annabel Trends, designer of my own Desperate Housewife apron. For those that have been over to my place for dinner, you’ll have seen me, answering the door, frantic, wooden spoon in hand, wearing my Desperate Housewife apron. It’s doubly good as it is black and won’t show up the splatter mess that I’ve made on it. They’re made from 100% Australian cotton and come in a regular size.

Desperate Housewife apron

So to enter, just let me know what YOU Dear Reader would write on your apron if you could have a slogan apron of your choice. The best 2 answers win each a Desperate Housewife apron of their choice - shipped anywhere in the world that the postie will travel (Antarctica may be a problem). Just write your answer with your name and email (email will not be shown on the website) as a comment to this post. You can enter as many times as you like and entries close on midnight the 10th of June, 2008 (Australian Eastern Standard Time).

If you can’t wait, you can buy your very own from David Jones nationwide or Matchbox in Melbourne or just check out the stockists on: http://annabeltrends.com/

I leave you with a card from my friends Gina and Teena

Birthday card

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  • 1. Patricia Scarpin | May 8, 2008 at 9:41 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday, darling! May all your wishes come true!

    I’ll think about something nice for the apron! What a generous thing to do, Lorraine!

  • 2. Cappucino | May 8, 2008 at 9:54 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday NQN!

    I will think up some slogans to write on an apron.

    PS. if you have any left over cake….

  • 3. Polka Dot Bride | May 8, 2008 at 12:23 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! I hope you get thoroughly spoilt!

    As for a slogan the only one that comes to mind is “Let Them Eat Cake!”

  • 4. Tabitha Bowker | May 8, 2008 at 12:38 pm | Permalink

    I’ve always wanted an apron that said
    “Ain’t got time for Misbehavin’
    Since I started Microwavin’ ”

    Hope you had the most beautiful birthday my lovely girl!

    xox tabs

  • 5. Cappucino | May 8, 2008 at 3:10 pm | Permalink

    I thought of one!

    In really small writing

    “This apron makes it look like”

    Then below it in big writing

    “I know what I’m doing”

  • 6. chocolatesuze | May 8, 2008 at 6:00 pm | Permalink

    happy birthday dude! hope you had an awesome day filled with multiple cakes!

  • 7. Maria | May 8, 2008 at 6:24 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday Lorraine!!

    I hope you’ve had a looooovely day :-)

    That card from Gina and Teena is great! :-D

    It’s wonderful of you to offer a prize to mark the occasion of your birthday :-)

    While thinking of something to put on an apron.. I’d want to have an element of *personal* in it:

    Like,

    “Thank you for thanking me” - (kind of a private joke in our family).. but could also be a reminder for everyone to thank the cook!

    Also,

    “Nyuszi’s kitchen”.

    Nyuszi is my Hungarian nickname.

    I’m almost out the door now for my girls birthday dinner, she has chosen an “all you can eat” place. Wherever you eat tonight, I hope you have a deeelicious feed!

    If I think of anything else I’d like on an apron, I’ll come back!

    Thank you so much! :-) **Happy Birthday**!

  • 8. Maria | May 8, 2008 at 6:25 pm | Permalink

    p.s. Change that to:

    “Nyuszi’s Cooking” !!

  • 9. Alexandra | May 8, 2008 at 6:51 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday!! Hope you have a lovely day :) I’ll think of a slogan and post it here tomorrow…

  • 10. Sheera | May 8, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    Hie!

    Happy Birthday! :D

    Here’s one for u: Only Real Women Eat Dessert.

    Hope you had a great birthday!

  • 11. Jobe | May 8, 2008 at 8:34 pm | Permalink

    Happy birthday NQN.

    I”d love to enter but I actually already have one of those aprons and I love it so.

  • 12. arundathi | May 8, 2008 at 9:01 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! That cake looks scrumptious! I’ve always wanted this on my apron:

    “I’m wearing my dinner” :)

  • 13. Isla | May 8, 2008 at 9:18 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! :)

    “Hungry for more?”

    “Tastes better than it looks”

  • 14. Brittany | May 8, 2008 at 10:19 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! I’m sure it will involve great food and presents. Enjoy it!

  • 15. Not Quite Nigella | May 8, 2008 at 10:32 pm | Permalink

    Hi Patricia-Thanks so much! :D I hope so-most of my dreams involve food in some way :lol: I’m sure you’ll come up with something fantastic! ;)

    Hi Cappucino-Thankyou! Hehe I know, any leftover cake goes to you! :)

    Hi Polka Dot Bride-Thanks! :D I think I have been with this week of celebration :lol: I like it, especially as I love cake!

    Hi Tabs-Hehe how cute is that saying!? Thankyou so much hun! :D

    Hi Cappucino-Hehe but you DO know what you’re doing! ;)

    Hi chocolatesuze-Thankyou! I actually had 7 cakes (but not full sized ones :lol: )

    Hi Maria-Thanks dear! I had a great one, well great week actually which all comes to an end on Saturday.

    Very true, sometimes people just forget to thank the person that slaved over the stove! happy Birthday to your girl and hope you have a great dinner :)

    Hi Alexandra-Thankyou very much! I had a great one :) No fear, you can always enter as many times as you’d like!

    Hi Sheera-Thankyou! That saying is very true. How can you trust someone that doesn’t at least try some dessert?

    Hi Jobe-Thankyou so much! It’s a great apron isn’t it. I would say you could do with another but they’re pretty sturdy and durable. Even with the mess I make on them :lol:

    Hi arundathi-Thankyou! I didn’t bake that cake, it was one for my birthday from my favourite patissier/cakeshop Adriano Zumbo :D Haha that is very true for me.

    Hi Isla-Thanks! :D Hehe very good-I’m always asking if anyone wants seconds (or thirds).

    Hi Brittany-Thankyou! It sure did, I wish every day was my birthday. Well actually I could alternate days with Christmas :lol:

  • 16. Hannah | May 8, 2008 at 10:55 pm | Permalink

    If I could have anything I wanted on an apron? Anything?

    Ooohhh
    I think it would be;
    “Yummy?”
    Lol. Double meanings.
    Happy birthday.
    I love your site!

  • 17. giz | May 9, 2008 at 2:53 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday!!!!

    My slogan would be: If you don’t like what I’m cooking, you won’t like the other choice.

  • 18. steph | May 9, 2008 at 3:04 am | Permalink

    First off, happy birthday!!

    Secondly, I made a bunch of little half aprons for the cooks in my family last year :) I totally should have put phrases on them!! Hmmm I would say…

    “Life is short, eat dessert first” this is what my grandpa always said :)

  • 19. Jobe | May 9, 2008 at 7:25 am | Permalink

    “Hi Jobe-Thankyou so much! It’s a great apron isn’t it. I would say you could do with another but they’re pretty sturdy and durable. Even with the mess I make on them”

    Haha definitely!

    I’ve had my one for a few years now and it shows no signs of failing.

    And it never fails to make people smile when they see me in it. Which must be a good thing.

  • 20. Y | May 9, 2008 at 8:17 am | Permalink

    Happy happy birthday! You eat as much cake as chocolatesuze. You two scare me! ;P
    As for the apron, how about, “In case of an emergency, dial 9481 1111″ ?

  • 21. Lilia | May 9, 2008 at 10:56 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday NQN!

    My slogan would be:

    My Dad best advise is “Ask your Mum!”

    It’s for Mother Day theme :)

    You can change it to:

    My husband best advise is “Ask my Wife!”

    Actually, I was very naughty when I was small. Always asking second person (that’s my dad) whenever my mom said no for everytime I want something and my dad will said yes, ‘cos he had no clue. Surely it didn’t take a long time for them to realise what I have been playing on them.

  • 22. lynn | May 9, 2008 at 12:13 pm | Permalink

    happy birthday!!!
    my slogan?
    “make cake, not war”

  • 23. SydneyGal | May 9, 2008 at 7:07 pm | Permalink

    Happy Birthday! I haven’t made it to Zumbo’s yet but I have big plans!

    Apron slogan: “Queen of My Castle”

    Because I am.

  • 24. Not Quite Nigella | May 9, 2008 at 11:12 pm | Permalink

    Hi Hannah-Hehe I like the double meaning ;) Thanks so much!

    Hi giz-Thankyou and thanks for your entry! I could definitely say that when my husband grumbles about “not more cupcakes!” :D

    Hi steph-Thankyou so much! :) I completely agree with your grandpa-I always make sure I have a look at the dessert menu so I save room :lol:

    Hi Jobe-I think it’s that fantastic durable Australian cotton ;) My friends laugh as I channel Bree Van Der Kamp when I’m in the kitchen.

    Hi Y-Thanks! :D Yes it’s true, I can’t never say no to a cake :lol: LOL at your slogan and for those of you outside Australia, 9481 1111 is the number for Pizza Hut, drummed into our permanent memory via years of advertising.

    Hi Lilia-Thankyou! Matching aprons for mum and dad would be very cool for your slogans. I confess I did the same with my parents.

    Hi lynn-Thanks! Great slogan-short but sweet :)

    Hi SydneyGal-Thankyou! Very interesting and bound to let any new dinner guests know who is boss ;)

  • 25. ciann | May 9, 2008 at 11:31 pm | Permalink

    i’m the “cake princess” and my mum, lynn, is the “queen of cupcakes” - at least according to my friends and teachers at school!!! i’m “cake princess” not because i make them, but because i get to eat them. lol.
    ciann
    ps, is it okay my entry has 2 slogans?
    pps, you should’ve seen the wedding cakes (a cutting cake and rosebud cupcakes) my mum made for my english teacher’s daughter’s wedding on sunday - the cupcakes were so beautiful; my mum’s so slack - she doesn’t have photos of any of her cakes….but i’m going to change all that for her when i get a digital camera.

  • 26. Not Quite Nigella | May 11, 2008 at 12:22 am | Permalink

    Hi ciann-Thanks for your suggestions and you can enter as many times as you’d like! :)

    What a pity, I would have loved to have seen them.

  • 27. titi | May 13, 2008 at 9:20 am | Permalink

    Happy Birthday… greetings from Melbourne

  • 28. Helen | May 13, 2008 at 7:49 pm | Permalink

    Hi and Happy belated Birthday! Hope you had a lovely day!

    This is a really generous offer - and such a good prize. I’m sure I’m not the only Desperate Housewife wannabe!

    I have 3 slogans to choose from…such an over-achiever/creep!

    “Desperate Housewife Wannabe”

    ” I bake better than Bree! ”

    ” Yes, I’m baking again!”

    Thanks again for a wonderful opportunity - I love your blog - keep up the fantastic work.

    Helen x

  • 29. Not Quite Nigella | May 13, 2008 at 9:47 pm | Permalink

    Hi titi-Hello to you and to Melbourne! Thanks for the birthday wishes :D

    Hi Helen-Thanks so much! I had a great day (or should I say week :lol: )

    I like your answers, especially the second one-Bree Van der Kamp is the ideal Desperate Housewife!

    Thanks so much-and keep baking those GORGEOUS cakes! :)

    P.S. I’ve tried to leave comments on your blog but it won’t let me as I’m not a google blogger :(

  • 30. Fuji Mama | May 14, 2008 at 11:15 pm | Permalink

    Such a fun contest! How about, “Will cook for chocolate.”

  • 31. Coco Chocolate | May 14, 2008 at 11:36 pm | Permalink

    What a great website! I can spend hours browsing here and be inspired.

    If I was to design my own apron, it will read ” Sugar !”

  • 32. Not Quite Nigella | May 15, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Hi Fuji Mama-Sounds good and applies to me most certainly :lol:

    Hi Coco Chocolate-Thanks, please stay and browse to your heart’s content! Hehe short and simple, I like it :)

  • 33. Mansi | May 16, 2008 at 6:25 am | Permalink

    Hope you had a wonderful B’day Lorraine! Here’s my slogan:

    “I look great, but I cook even better!!”

    How’s that?!:)

    PS: hope you can find some time to participate in the monthly mingle food event I’m hosting this month!:)

  • 34. Not Quite Nigella | May 17, 2008 at 12:51 am | Permalink

    Hi Mansi-Thankyou so much! :) Haha that’s good!

    I’ll definitely participate, I have the perfect dish but I published it last month. I’ll do a new post :)

  • 35. BellaSignorina | May 17, 2008 at 9:42 pm | Permalink

    “Desperate Housewife in Training”

  • 36. Not Quite Nigella | May 18, 2008 at 12:38 am | Permalink

    Hi BellaSignorina-Haha wouldn’t that be cute in a mini one for kids?!

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