Maldives Travel Diary: Day 4

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Finolhu Maldives Review

Finolhu Maldives Review

I'm painful. And I'm stuck. With my snorkel on and pebbles in my flippers I'm resisting all of the patient cajolings of Mr NQN to put my face under water. I can tell that his patience is wearing thin though and I refuse to leave the perceived comfort of the sand bank.

Finolhu Maldives Review

"I might go back in," I say. The water is less calm than it has been in the past few days and finally, after fake tears, semi tantrums and more fake tears I submerge myself under water and wonder what the fuss was all about.

Drama queen.

The fish and coral flick in and out of view gliding back and forth, singularly and in formation. I refuse to let go of Mr NQN's hand-you see I can't really swim and he has encouraged me to try snorkelling without a life vest so he is my life vest in lieu of one. I can see how easy it is for people to drift away from shore, lured by the colourful patterns of the fish as well as the neon colours and enormous corals. Before I know it we've been out there for half an hour and I'm exhausted. I wash off the salt water in the spa and we walk back to the villa where I lie spent of all energy. I'm not used to all of this physical action.

Finolhu Maldives Review

I wish I was kidding but five hours later is when I move again. I've pottered around the villa, made cups of tea, watched television (hey that's how I relax, don't judge) and read and snuck in a small amount of work while Mr NQN was napping. I look at the time and realise that everyone is expected on top of the "mushroom" at 7:30pm for the weekly cocktail party held by management. This is a chance for guests to meet each other and to chat to staff. The dress code is white.

Finolhu Maldives Review

There are cocktails and canapes served-delicious little morsels like smoked salmon, roe and cucumber canapes or beetroot and goats cheese bites. There is French sparkling rosé and cocktails as well as plenty of mocktails. And for entertainment there are stilt walkers, contortionists and fire twirlers to entertain guests.

Finolhu Maldives Review

At 8:30pm while the sun sets we make our way to our final dinner at Finolhu and we are rather sad to be saying goodbye to the resort and its effervescent, caring staff.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Our dinner is at Baahaa restaurant, the sophisticated open beachfront restaurant that serves North African food. Most people's accommodation packages include one meal here with a choice of entree, main and dessert and everything is generously portioned here.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Finolhu Maldives Review

Complimentary pita bread with labne

I dive into the soft pita bread, one of my favourite breakfast goodies with herbed labna.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Mezze 24 for two $48

Then we have the Mezze 24, a literal treasure box of dips including babaghanoush, hummus, mutabal, muhammara, moutabal beetroot, mutabal pumpkin, labneh with mint as well as mudardara, shanklish, mixed pickles, balila. There are breads like zaatar manakish, lamb and cheese, spring rolls, cheese rokakat, lamb sambousek, arayes dajaj, felafel, lamb kibbeh, spinach fatayer and makaley (mixed vegetables) served in a wooden jewellery box. It's elaborately gorgeous with so many tastes that we could conceivably feast on this alone for dinner.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Scallop Shashuka $32USD

We also ordered an extra dish, the scallop shashuka which is a serve of rich, tomato based sauce topped with perfectly cooked scallops. I've never had such a luxe version of shashuka before and it's a wonderful combination. On the side is a saffron mashed potato with ras el hanout which is strong in aromatic saffron and buttery rich.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Algerian Bazeka Bil Lahm $38USD

Mains are either grill items or tagines and we order the lamb tagine with prunes, green peas, carrots and an enormous lamb shank. It's an enormous serve and I can't imagine anyone being able to polish it off. We eat it with some fried cauliflower, an absolutely delicious side with a tahini cream sauce drizzled on top of the caramelised cauliflower. Note to self: make this at home.

Finolhu Maldives Review

All the mains come with an additional vegetable dish and ours is a stuffed zucchini with asparagus.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Premium lamb Rack $55

The lamb rack is chef Bouacha Nadedj's specialty and it comes out with a fragrant and slightly sweet rub of ras el hanout on a sizzling charcoal bowl with half a head of caramelised garlic, sauces and rosemary. The lamb cutlets are wonderfully juicy and succulent with a wonderful hit of charcoal and there are four spicy cutlets to a serve.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Warm sticky medjool date pudding $18USD

It's dessert time and we share a couple of desserts. There are some gorgeous flavours at work here with their version of a sticky date pudding. It's made with medjool dates with a caramel butterscotch sauce and a scoop of delicate rose petal ice cream. It's a floral, pretty version of this dessert.

Finolhu Maldives Review

Fruity charred pineapple $18USD

But for the weather and for the evening nothing beats the fruity charred pineapple, three caramelised rings of fresh pineapple served with a Coyo yogurt and compressed ice cream and palm sugar coconut. A very sweet end to our stay.

So tell me Dear Reader, how much exercise can you do before you get tired? And how do you relax? Nap? Reading? TV? Something else?

Finolhu Maldives Review

NQN and Mr NQN stayed as guests of Finolhu but all opinions remain her own.

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Finolhu Maldives Review

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