
There was a list that has floated around for years titled “You know you’re Chinese when…” and proceeded to list 100 items that were frighteningly true. One of the points was “You have Tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing”. I am also loathe to throw out food and indeed you may not find a single leftover chicken wing (I would have just eaten it) but I always seem to have leftover icing. I always seem to make too much of it, especially for cupcakes and cakes and whilst this is slightly deliberate in that I loathe running out of icing (so inconvenient mid piping) it means that there’s always a surplus and eating it straight from the container by the spoonful is not recommended if you want to fit into your clothes.

Dear Reader, you know I don’t often insist that you make a recipe but if you happen to love carrot cake I’m going to have to insist that you make this ice cream. It is quite simply, heaven in an ice cream form. When Mr NQN came home from work I was so excited I was jumping up and down asking him to try it. He’s not a huge carrot cake eater but he adored it.
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January 29, 2010
by Not Quite Nigella

I was having a Julie & Julia moment. It was just after the beginning of January and a good 2 months into Summer before I made my first Summer ice cream. I knew why exactly and it was because my problematic freezer was unable to get to the requisite temperature in order to chill an ice cream bowl. It decide to revolt in the most alarming way too. I had someone at my house who is a renowned food critic and food writer, and as I was getting out some milk from the fridge for our tea when I tried to close the door and the top of the door has dislodged itself from the hinge. The stupid fridge was only a few years old yet somehow it had decided that on that day of all days, it was going to throw a tantrum. I would have preferred my husband to wander out of the bedroom in his underwear at that point*.

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January 9, 2010
by Not Quite Nigella

The onslaught of Summer heat in Australia can be oppressive when the temperature hits above 40 degrees C. You just don’t want to move, you just cannot move no matter how hard you try and the thought of leaving air conditioned comfort fills you with dread. It’s at times like these that you transform to a Winter lover and fantasise of snow. Sweat pours from your brow although I should take the chance to confess something about myself. I can’t really sweat. That’s why I feel the heat that much more than everyone else as my very own inbuilt air conditioning system is faulty. So I absolutely need cool drinks and desserts to help me through the day.

This is really based on the Ice Kacang dessert from Singapore and Malaysia but of course it’s not entirely faithful so that’s why I haven’t put any claims forth or called it Ice Kacang. For starters I don’t think that they would use Pomegranate syrup on theirs and instead of fruit they use sweetned red beans and palm seeds. I’ve made a version which is more Western in flavour for the simple reason that I didn’t have the Asian ingredients to hand. I can imagine pursits clucking amongst themselves “Coconut! Mango! Cherries and Ice Cream, that’s not an Ice Kacang tsk tsk!”. I made this last year for my friend Queen Viv, M and her boys and they loved the sweet coolness and immediately asked me for the recipe.

You can use an ice shaver for this but I don’t really have any room for single use items in my kitchen so I use a food processor which does a good enough job. What you do need is syrup, sweetened condensed milk (in a tube works best), fruit and the a big spoon to tunnel into the snow capped mountain. I used young Coconut meat which you can find at most supermarkets nowadays (and the juice itself is delicious), lychees, ice cream and achacha fruit which is a new type of fruit which is similar to Mangosteen which is one of my favourite fruit. Sadly I’ve yet to have a good Mangosteen here in Australia but opening these up is much easier, they’re much more reasonably priced and they’re just as sweetly gorgeous (and the season has just started yay!).

With the young coconut, you’ll need a very, very sharp and heavy knife and even then my chef’s knife wasn’t really a match for it. I kept banging and banging using the thick base of the knife (no use breaking an knife for a coconut no matter how delicious the innards are!) and I found it best to summon up any inner rage and beware your fingers. It will give way eventually and then some delicious coconut water will come out. Have a bowl ready to catch this delicious water. Once the coconut has drained then take a spoon and scrape away the smooth white coconut layer inside and drink the juice separately.

This also happens to be fabulous for kids and relatively low in fat particularly if you use a low fat ice cream or just one scoop. They love towers of colours and digging at things and of course the sweetness. Ah yes the sweet coolness, there’s nothing quite like the ice cold trickle of the syrup, fruit and ice down a parched throat. And raising an arm to spoon this in is the most I can do most days.
So tell me Dear Reader, how do you beat the heat?
Snow Sundae Dessert
Makes 1 medium to large bowl (serves 2)
- 1 tray of ice cubes
- Fruit Syrup (make your own Pomegranate syrup here or buy one)
- Sweetened condensed milk, chilled
- 1/2 whole Young Coconut, chilled and cut open, the sweet white meat removed
- Fruit such as lychees, achacha, mango cubes or cherries, chilled and cut up ready to use
- 2 scoops of ice cream, cold (obviously
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Buyer’s tip: Achacha fruit are available at Eveleigh Markets, Sydney.


1. Take out everything just before using. Place 1 tray of ice cubes in the blender and blend until it resembles shaved ice. Place a scoop of ice cream in a bowl and add some fruit and coconut meat at the bottom. Add the shaved ice on top of this and pour some syrup over and then douse liberally with some sweetened condensed milk. Add extra scoop of ice cream and the add more fruit around it. Serve immediately.


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December 7, 2009
by Not Quite Nigella

I had a brainwave during a heatwave. And of course it was a brain wave about food. “What about if I made some ice cream sandwiches shaped like ice cream?” I asked Mr NQN. He’s used to strange questions but the idea of having ice cream during this hot day appealed to him and he said “Sure” straight away. I then had a brainwave a few minutes later or as Mr NQN called it, a brainfart. I told him how I wanted to have my own Cable TV show. Just me and a friend, two chairs, a white sheet as a backdrop and a phone for people to call in. He was amused by this idea and reminded me of why he calls me Kramer (harebrained ideas, clumsiness and we tend to enter a room in the same way). I told my friends Nic and Kathy and both were enthusiastic and Kathy said that she’d Skype in from the US.

Back to the less embarrassing idea. The Ice Cream Cookie sandwich. I picked up a canister of 100 cutters from Aldi for the princely sum of $4.95 a few weeks ago. Apparently at $9.95 I thought that was too expensive but at $4.95 it was a bargain. This is also the logic that allows me to buy designer shoes that I wear only once mind you although I never claimed that said logic was flawless and that’s probably why no-one has ever sought a patent on my logic. In this canister was an ice cream cookie cutter with indents. I adore cookie cutters with indents. They allow people like me without imagination or drawing ability to be able to decorate the cookies with the indented guides.

For the cookie itself, I used my fail proof easy cut out cookie recipe. This dough is easy to use and can be rolled and re rolled until every last scrap is used. It also smells incredibly good coming out of the oven. I made another batch of strawberry mascarpone ice cream and apart from colouring some fondant the whole lot was done within a few hours. I fed these to some rather happy children (and I did know them, I don’t approach random children with ice cream treats) and they were very appreciative of them. So were the adults I might add. Perhaps I’ll try pitching them my cable tv idea next…

So tell me Dear Reader, if you had a TV show, what would it be about? A comedy? A drama?
Ice Cream Cookie Sandwiches
An Original Recipe by Not Quite Nigella
- 85 g/3ozs butter, softened
- 140g/5ozs white caster superfine sugar
- 1 egg
- 1 teaspoon vanilla
- 180-210g/6ozs-7ozs all-purpose flour (I sometimes find this a little too sticky to roll out so the extra flour helps)
- 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
- A ice cream shaped cookie cutter
To decorate
- coloured fondant in a few different colours (I mixed a pale pink, yellow, pale orange, a “bubblegum” blue and purple and red for cherries)
- 2 tablespoons jam
- Coloured icing in a tube
Ice cream filling
- Ice cream in your favourite flavour
Prepare ice cream first

1. Have a large metal tray prepared with cling wrap or foil at the bottom. Slice ice cream into 2cms slices and then cut out imprint with ice cream shaped cutter. Cover with cling wrap and freeze until very hard. I find it easiest to use homemade ice cream such as this Strawberry Mascarpone as commercial and less expensive ice creams melt very fast as they have a lot of air incorporated into them.
Make biscuits

2. In a large bowl, cream together butter and sugar until smooth. Beat in egg and vanilla. Stir in the flour and cinnamon. Cover, and chill dough for at least one hour (or overnight).
3. Preheat oven to 400 degrees F (200 degrees C). Roll out dough on floured surface 1/4 to 1/2 inch thick. Cut into shapes with any cookie cutter. Place cookies 1 inch apart on ungreased cookie sheets. Bake for 5 to 8 minutes in preheated oven. Cool.
Make fondant shapes

4. Spread half of the cookies with strawberry jam. Roll out coloured fondant between two sheets of cling wrap and cut out ice cream shapes in fondant and slice in half so that the cone and ice cream are separated and place different colours on each cookie on top of jam as shown. Roll small balls of red fondant and place in centre as a “cherry” and pipe a line across cone.

5. Cut pieces of parchment or wax paper to wrap the ice cream sandwiches in freezer. Place plain biscuit halves on a tray. Take prepared ice cream slices out of freezer and then place on plain biscuit halves. Place iced biscuit on top and wrap in parchment and freeze until you want to eat it (which may be straight away!). Not just for kids, trust me on that.

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December 1, 2009
by Not Quite Nigella

I don’t encourage food snobbery but there are some things that I just cannot abide by and one of them is fake fruit flavour. When I was young, we’d get a tub of Neapolitan ice cream (and it was always Neopolitan, certainly none of this gorgeous gourmet ice cream you see these days) and despite my natural graviation towards anything pink, I’d always give the faux strawberry ice cream a definite miss. It seemed just not quite right to me and not strawberry like enough. Although I should just target faux strawberry – I’ve found the worst offenders for the faux fruit flavour banana and cherry which taste nothing like the actual food.

Rant over I’ll get off my (pink) soapbox and explain how overjoyed I am that Summer fruits are coming back into season. This last weekend I filled my fruit bowl with Pomegranates, Mangoes, Strawberries, Nashis and Papaya. So I wanted to do something with some of this fruit but also combining it with mascarpone which I had made just before. The heat this week also convinced me that it needed to be an ice cream of some sort too.
If you had a quick glance at the ingredients list you’ll see that I have balsamic vinegar and black pepper. Honestly, I haven’t taken leave of my senses, they’re both fantastic accompaniments to strawberries but of course you could leave these out or try one at a time but to me it just enhances the taste. I bought these mini cones a while back and miraculously they survived the move and I placed them in these adorable pastel mini tin pails I found at Pink Frosting, where I have been given the rather lovely title of “expert” and I pick my favourite products from their range once every 2 months!

The ice cream is smooth and cheesecake like because of the mascarpone. In fact with some of the cones, I crushed some biscuits and rolled the tops of them in them and then froze them for a later party which I think qualifies them as strawberry mascarpone cheesecake ice creams. The biscuit crumbs allowed them not to stick together – a practical measure you see and you had better believe that I pretended that they were supposed to be like that all along!
So tell me Dear Reader, what is your favourite Summer fruit and how do you like to eat it? On it’s own, in a salad or in an ice cream or sorbet? If you missed out on listening to my interview on the ABC702 Food at Eleven program with Simon Marnie, here is a link! I’m there with Demis and Helen discussing our favourite events from the Sydney International Food Festival. Time really flies when you’re having fun and before I knew it, the interview had finished (although will I ever get used to the sound of my own voice?
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And because it’s Wallpaper Wednesday, here is a Wallpaper to help you get through Hump Day! Chee Chong Fun Rice Noodles.
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November 4, 2009
by Not Quite Nigella