
Cafe Mix display
I don’t often do buffets. It’s not that I don’t like the idea of them – there’s something so gloriously medieval and Roman about a cornucopian spread of food. It’s just that I just cannot eat enough of it to satisfy that I’ve gotten my money’s worth with many buffets priced at the $60+ range. However there are exceptions to this rule and wave the We Love Sydney card which gives us half price buffet at Cafe Mix at the Shangri-La hotel and say the magic word “Lobster” and I am at the ready. For the magical price of $68 for two on Fridays and $85 for two on Saturdays, you can eat lobsters and seafood to your heart’s content. My friends and family are generally good buffet eaters, and by good I mean good at extracting their money’s worth and enjoying themselves at one.

My friend in High School’s parents loved buffets and I’d always be invited along. We’d sit in their lounge room prior to going out and the mum would announce that she hadn’t eaten all day* and was ravenous in anticipation of the buffet. Her dad used to wear the special pants (not quite maternity pants but loose waisted pants) for the occasion and when we’d get there, they’d request the table closest to the seafood. It was usually prawns (they never went to a buffet without at least prawns) and they’d clear the supply of prawns carrying away plates of the stuff. My friend and I were a little embarrassed but little did we realise that they’d set the tone to how I approach buffets nowadays.

My husband is what you might call a buffet amateur. This doesn’t mean that he hasn’t been to many, he has but he always gets chided by friends and family for selecting what he feels like eating instead of what might give him his money’s worth. My dad is the same. He’ll get a plate with some slices of roast pork, some potatoes and some pasta salad and be happy with that, forgetting that he has just paid $60 for that plate. My mum will literally tear her hair out at him. When we go to buffets, it’s an almost competitive experience but with a difference, everyone wants you to do well.

Pork Roast with crackling separated for easy access-yes crackling, food of the gods!
Pretraining
One thing that I asterisked was my friend’s mum’s comment that she hadn’t eaten all day. I think this is a mistake. I find that my stomach “shrinks” if this happens. Some say that eating breads and pastries however ensures that you will be hungry, protein less so. So despite all natural instincts to eat less carbs, eat more (the opposite of what you’d do when you have a big event coming up and want to look your best). Take it from the word of competitive eaters.
While there
Ask for a table near your favourite foods in the buffet (and no I don’t mean dessert!). Not only does this assist in your endeavour but when the best foods are replenished you’ll be the first to know. Thankfully at Cafe Mix, this wasn’t an issue except for with the fruit salad. The seafood was readily and steadily refilled.
Survey the buffet before digging in. No matter how pretty the desserts look (and they usually look very appealing and colourful) ignore them. Didn’t you know that there is a separate compartment for desserts anyway called the Dessert Tank? Have a look at everything that is offered in a buffet. Pretend you’re on The Price Is Right and price them.
Filling up on drink will reduce stomach space so say no to drinks or only order some still water and merely sip it. I never finish my drink, ever, even when I’m not at a buffet. I have my stomach space reserved for food.
Cafe Mix is divided into 6 sections: a seafood section (with lobster, prawns, balmain bugs, oysters and crab), a Western mix section (roasts, vegetables, breads and potatoes), a Japan Mix section (miso soup and assorted sushi rolls and salmon nigiri), a China Mix section (steamed buns, chicken wings, stir fries, fried rice), an Indian Mix section (pappadums, saffron rice, curries) and the dessert section.

Having a look at the buffet and doing my research online, from the range offered today I categorised the food into 3 sections in terms of value:
Top ranking foods

Lobster: aside from Abalone (which you’ll never get at a buffet, this is the prize pick)
- Seafood: Lobster, crab and balmain bugs
- Seafood: Oysters
- Seafood: Prawns
- Seafood: Mussels and others

Necessary evils
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February 11, 2009
by Not Quite Nigella