Category Archives: The Unusual

Table 4 Ten & Dining At A Bank Vault!

table 4 ten

When most people go to a bank, it’s not for anything particularly exciting. It’s usually something rather mundane such as depositing or withdrawing money and usually involves waiting in a queue for ages only to have your hard earned cash whisked away from you.

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So when I alight on Elizabeth Street outside the ornate marble building of the Commonwealth Bank I’m not quite sure whether I’m at the right entrance at all. Until two smiling men in suits open the doors for me and usher me downstairs. “Everyone is downstairs” they tell me and I click my heels against the marble floor and descend the steps to the area underneath the bank just outside the safety deposit boxes and the vault. A long table is set for us and there are various people standing around chatting including Firass Dirani the Underbelly actor.

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Robbie Robertson

Table4Ten is an annual charity event for the Prostate Cancer Foundation which has a rather clever dining idea behind it. In Sydney almost 60 of Sydney’s top restaurants including Tetsuya’s, Marque, Becasse, Buzo, Pier, Quay and Rockpool among many others donate a table for ten people in their restaurants. Each table is hosted by a person who is responsible for coordinating the $250 a ticket table and to get a seat at one of the invite only tables. Then before the event, each host is randomly assigned a restaurant. And at the end of the evening, cars take each table of ten to a mystery location for an after party where everyone can party together!

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GQ’s Nick Smith and Firass Dirani to his left

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Sean Connolly

We’re being hosted by GQ magazine and Robbie Robertson, the Table4Ten chairman whose father underwent treatment for prostate cancer. In 2008 the event raised $100,000 for the Prostate Cancer Foundation of Australia (PCFA). We’re lucky enough to be assigned a very rare place to dine-the Commonwealth Bank Vault which is rarely opened for special events.  I am sitting next to chef Sean Connolly and the Restaurant Associates (which sounds like a band to me) who are creating the food for tonight. On my other side is Selina from Home Ideas Magazine who is a regular reader of Not Quite Nigella along with her office mates! The wines are by Glandore Estate wines who has supplied the wines for the last three Table4Ten events.

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Appletini

table 4 ten

King crab sandwiches

We’re served delicious Appletinis and canapes on our arrival. The King Crab sandwiches are a favourite of mine as I love a lovely, soft pillowy crab sandwich as it has microherbs sprinkled on top giving it a zingy flavour.

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Goat’s cheese croquette with smoked paprika aioli

The goat’s cheese croquette is rich with the goat’s cheese and has a slightly mustardy flavour to it. The outside is crunchy and golden and the inside is soft and velvety.

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Jamon Serrano wrapped watermelon and rockmelon

I get a stick of jamon serrano wrapped in a juicy cube of rockmelon which is refreshingly quenching, salty and rich at the same time.

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Johnny Love Bite Gazpacho soup with poached lobster and prawns

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The Silent Dinner Party

“I’m not allowed to speak for two hours” I tell Mr NQN.

“I’d pay money to see that” he says laughing.

The Silent Dinner Party is an event that I heard about first on Amy’s Cupcakes and Cornrows blog. Part of Sydney’s Fringe Festival it is run by Australian performance artist Honi Ryan who has staged this event all around the world. This is the first time it has been here in Australia and it promises to be an interesting evening. Each Silent Dinner party is held at a secret location in Sydney’s Inner West. There are three silent dinner parties scheduled for the month of September as part of the festival but they’re proving so popular that new dates have had to be added.

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The brief was simple:

“Silent Dinner Parties are a normal dinner party, except it is requested that you, the guests:

1. Please don’t use words or your voice

2. Please don’t read or write

3. Try to make as little noise as possible

4. Stay with it for at least 2 hrs

There is no audience, only participants, as we sit around a dinner table in someone’s Sydney home devouring a 3 course feast, you are guaranteed a grand [silent] giggle”.

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Could I do it? Could I not utter a word for 2 hours? Mr NQN doubted it and I must admit I doubted myself. We arrive at the Inner West location and there is a collective of people at the door. “Silent dinner party?” one asks us and they are the last words that we utter for the next two and a half hours. As we walk through the house, we nod and smile at people and everyone shakes hands.  The effect of not being able to speak is immediate as we cannot rely on other cues of communication and as a result everyone waves at each new guest and smiles broadly. In fact my cheeks ache from smiling so much!

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Covering the wine labels

There are a couple of groups of friends and interestingly a couple of people that have come by themselves, including Amy. The first half hour starts off a little awkwardly as people nod and smile at each other amidst much nervous laughter at the somewhat deafening silence. Then someone takes a seasoned seaweed leaf and we all dig in. All of the food in this three course dinner is vegetarian and prepared here by Honi and her friendly team. I’d tell you their names but we aren’t allowed to speak and there are no name tags. In fact when people bring wine and water, the labels are covered over with a white sticker and people wearing logos on their tops also have these covered.

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Miming conversation

Conversation is through mime and people try to converse to find out where we’re from and what we do for a living. Amusement and laughter reigns as someone asks a girl if the man she is with is her lover via various hip grinding gestures. It turns out he is her father! There are also un PC gestures where people give which country they come from (I shan’t name names! ;) ). I try to guess one guest’s occupation-she gestures that her nose is growing longer so I think she means politician but I’m not entirely sure.  We ascertain who is together and who is married or engaged. The silence is broken at times by the barking and whimpering of the dog who may just be totally confused at the silence.

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Vegetable soup

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Chew Chew Dog Restaurant, Wollstonecraft

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

Oh hai!

It’s a Dog Day Afternoon. Literally. The sun is shining, there is a cool nip in the air and  Mr NQN and I look to our left and right and we’re surrounded by a happy jumble of dogs. Where am I? Outside the Chew Chew Dog restaurant in Wollstonecraft where dogs can dine on goodies such as doggie cappucinos and doggie cup cakes.  And the rules? “There are no rules at all here! Dogs can do as they like!” Chew Chew owner Naoko says happily.

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

Naoko

I hope you’ll forgive the slight departure from our human restaurant reviews to something more for our canine friends but I thought that this was the cutest idea I had heard in a long time. Naoko has been making healthy dog food for dogs for three years already. She started  her business off making organic, healthy food for sick and ailing dogs and it is has since grown into a restaurant which has been open for one month. Here little furry creatures have their choice of a one of six main meals which can include fish soup, chicken mince with sesame, grilled salmon with herbs and spaghetti bolognese. All of the meat used is organic and Naoko helpfully gives dog dietary advice to anyone. And before anyone starts going on about spoiled pooches eating designer dog food the prices are very reasonable here with a main starting at $3.80 and a dog cupcake being $2.20.

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

Lucy

Dash

Joining us today is The Second Wife’s main man Gravy Beard (she’s busy jetsetting overseas) and their two adorable poochies Dash and his older sister Lucy. They’re also joined by a gaggle of other dogs and their owners who stop by to buy a special meal for their four legged buddies. There’s a man who is opening up his own dog hotel in Chatswood and his seven very well trained poochies (the top pic) and his girlfriend who has two of her own.

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

The restaurant itself is quite small, one room really and Naoko prepares all of the meals fresh to order. As it is small you may have to wait your turn while other dogs eat their food (but let’s be honest, dogs eat quickly and they don’t really linger to chat) or they can eat outside al fresco on the grass. There are also ready made foods and dog snacks available for purchase.

chew chew dog restaurant, wollstonecraft

Dining doggies

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NQN’s Frightening Halloween Feast!

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Hello my pretties! Take my (severed) hand and let me give you a peek into my annual Halloween party. It’s an event that gets me going throughout the year. This month was particularly busy with the Sydney International Food Festival and before I knew it, it was the 20th of October and I hadn’t even sorted out my costume.

halloween party

Luckily I had been planning this party even before last year’s finished (yes I’m an obsessive kind of person, can you tell?) and I had my menu sorted. I wanted to make different things from last year and I wanted it to be even more grisly than last year. I waited and waited and waited for my oven. It was about a month late and was on the way to me from the nice people at LG. It finally arrived and I can already see that she (and it is a she no doubt) is also something that loves dramatic entrances so we’ll get along just fine. I was set for my baking duties and so I had to get my costume together.

halloween party headless

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Bloody Brain Pannacotta and Shortbread Witch’s Fingers

I am not one for sewing. In fact the only craft I can muster up is really cooking. So I chose to buy my costume and there was one I had my heart set on, the Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland (I even had the tiara ready for it). Now that I had my outfit sorted, I needed to turn my attention to the decorations. Places were selling out of their Halloween goodies and whenever I’d walk into a shop, there would be a gaggle of people amongst the Halloween section with adults and kids alike grabbing costumes and decorations.

halloween party partymummy

I wanted to go more ghoulish and squeamish this year so I went with Donna the Dead, the moaning sensor activated animated moaning head. I picked up my charming severed head from The Party People in Sans Souci and discovered a treasure trove of ghoulish goodies. We got to chatting and they agreed to lend me some props for the party including these two charming mummies and a faux bloody brain and severed hand! Mr NQN dressed up as a surgeon gone psychotic and answered the door holding the body parts (he was originally to go as Hannibal Lecter holding a bottle of chianti, fava beans and a liver).

halloween party packet

But enough dithering, let me show you the food which is always one of the most important parts to a celebration aside from the company!

halloween party

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At Perry Lane, Paddington (The Secret Weekend Cafe!)

**This cafe is now closed**

“Morning Lorraine! Have you been to …at Perry Lane in Paddington? I grabbed coffee there on Sat & it was packed-wld love to hear your take!” said the lovely MsUnreliable from That Unreliable Girl in her twitter message to me. Upon further reading I find out that it’s bit of a local’s secret cafe in a little laneway cafe that’s only open as a cafe on Fridays and weekends so I immediately put it in the black Moleskine. One Sunday I had a meeting with a girl called Piglet and At Perry Lane it was. And little did I know that there would be Tarot reading involved…

Approaching it, it is indeed a hidden away cafe at the back of the Oxford Shop on Oxford Street in Paddington. It’s a multi level space with the kitchen set lower and chairs and tables set on three levels. I sneak upstairs as it’s busy and nab an empty table. I look down and a few minutes later there’s a smiling face looking up at me which I later learn to be the owner Chris. At Perry Lane is run by Chris, his mum and his partner all doing the cooking, coffee and waitering duties and on weekdays the space is hired out for fashion shows, events and commericals as well as Tarot and Jewellery reading. But more on that later!

He shows me the menu and explains that it’s a reduced size menu today as the chef is away and normally there are more complex choices but I am relieved to see that there is an all day breakfast available (you’ve got to love those fellow late risers in Paddington).  Prices are  reasonable with the most expensive item hitting the $16.50 mark with most around the $13-$14 mark. Teas are by T2 and coffee is by Campos and there’s a selection of several types of breads from a kalamata olive roll to a rye sourdough as well as gluten free bread (although they are out today). Piglet chooses the Proscuitto, two poached eggs and asparagus on kalamata olive bread and I choose the French Toast with bacon, banana and maple syrup.

Cappucino $3.50

The coffee is that uber rich and heady blend that Sydney siders clamour for. I’d love a little more foam on my cappucino but the coffee is fantastic-rich and with that unmistakable Campos flavour.

French Toast with Bacon, Banana and maple syrup $12.50

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