Tsukiji Fish Markets Tokyo

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

How much do I love you Dear Reader? Should you ever doubt my devotion to you, think of our visit to Tsukiji fish markets, the largest  food market in the world, covering 2,100 square metres in the heart of the Tokyo. A visit that requires you to get up at a horrendously early hour and take the first train of the day, when most Tokyoites are still asleep on their futons in their tatami covered rooms. Even though I lived here a few years ago, I never even thought of coming here so early on my days off, after all what use is a day off if you cannot sleep in. So despite wanting to satisfy my curiosity, I never made it here until now. My husband is chomping at the bit to go here.

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

Sea Urchin

Tsukiji fish markets

Squid

As it’s early, the trains are a little less frequent. We normally wait between 1-3 minutes for a train but at this hour we wait 10 minutes (yes the Tokyo Subway system could teach State Rail in Sydney a thing or two). We exit from Exit 1 and make our way down the main street and essentially follow all of the “gaijin” or foreigners who have also woken up early to have a look a the markets. It is said that the Japanese don’t bother paying a casual visit to Tsukiji but that it has always had an allure for non Japanese.

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

We pass some shops selling ramen, sushi and sashimi to reward those that have risen so early. We resist, as we’re flying out this morning and only have a short amount of time to check things out. The market is divided into three areas, a front area selling produce related to seafood and cooking like utensils and other foods, the middleman area where you or I could buy fish and the back area, a wholesaling area where we keep our distance. There are a few unspoken courtesy rules to Tsukiji:

  • Do not use flash photography
  • Do not touch the fish
  • Do not go into the wholesale/auction area (there is plenty to see in the Middleman’s market)
  • Get out of the way!

Tsukiji fish markets

The last point is for your own safety as well. There are small buggies taking fish to and from stalls at breakneck speed coming at you from all directions and they probably would run you down if you don’t get out of the way.

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

This is also no place for your best clothes or shoes. Whilst the smell of it is much fresher than Sydney’s Fish markets (whose smell can be overpowering) the freshness of the fish and the conditions mean that there is mostly just the smell of the sea, they do dump water and ice at every turn and you may find your feet splashed often if you don’t watch it (and you’re often trying to dodge the buggies).

Tsukiji fish markets

Two huge tuna, tails lopped off

Tsukiji fish markets

Tuna is definitely the prize catch as we see several large tuna, tails lopped off, being carted around. People take the tuna by hand using reverse wheelbarrows whereas smaller fish in sytrofoam go by mechanical cart.

Tsukiji fish markets

Fat, fresh Scallops

Tsukiji fish markets

Crab meat

Prices can be a steal, we see a dozen fresh fat plump scallops Y1300 (about $13-$14AU), and crab meat in three different colours.

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji fish markets

Octopus

Tsukiji fish markets

Man choosing and buying octopus from Middleman’s markets

Tsukiji fish markets

There are fat octopus, still wriggling fish and all sorts of mysterious items from the sea including gigantic scallop type items.

Tsukiji fish markets

Wholesale Auction area

Tsukiji fish markets

Auctions in progress

The auction area is more serious, with men in caps standing around inspecting the fish looking contemplative and holding their chins. By 9am all of the action is wrapped up and the fisherman pack up their trucks.

Tsukiji fish markets

Buyers contemplate their catches during auction

We leave, without trying some of the famous Daiwa sushi as we need to get to the airport. We’re still wistful, there’s something so frantic and energetic about Tsukiji that my husband declares that he wants to come back on our 1 day lay day on the way home. Despite the start time, I wholly agree.

Tsukiji fish markets

Tsukiji Market

Near Tsukiji station. Best reached by subway (Hibiya line). Directly near Tsukijishijo station although this train line has less connections.

http://www.tsukiji-market.or.jp/tukiji_e.htm

Tsukiji fish markets

Alice In Wonderland Fantasy Dining in Ginza, Tokyo

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza

Yes Dear Reader, I know I promised to write about my overseas travels. This was delayed somewhat with  intermittent internet acces. Tokyo is a city that has a firm place in my heart. I lived there for a couple of years and found myself at times, bewildered, curious, enchanted and exasperated by this fantastically weird city. It’s a city I enjoy now as a tourist which allows me to weave in and out of the areas with a familiar assuredness whilst remaining detached and appreciative of the idiosyncracies that may have niggled at me before.

So without further ado, I give you my adventures starting in the weird and wonderful city of Tokyo, followed later by Finland, Paris and London.

I love the story of Alice in wonderland as my babbling and cupcakes will attest. So it was with excitement that I found a “Fantasy Dining” restaurant in Ginza called “Alice” where waitresses, dressed in cute little alice outfits served Alice in Wonderland themed food, all in a setting fitting the eccentric little tale. We asked the Hotel concierge to book for us (I cannot live without a good concierge in Tokyo)  but even then it was busy and we couldn’t get the exact time we wanted. It seemed promising, most places are only full if they are good as the Japanese really queue and wait for things that are worthwhile.

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy Dining Ginza

Two of the Alice waitresses

Arriving at our destination, we head up to the 5th floor in the elevator along with 6 other people also headed to Alice and are led through narrow blue velvet curtained mirrored halls, past a large oversized clock and into our blue curtained private booth. All of the rooms are blue curtained booths in varying sizes to accommodate different sized parties. It’s not for the claustrophobic although I find it cozy and quite Alice rabbit burrow-like. There are silhouetted mirror images of Alice and the Hare at  the tea party and a vertical mirror image of it. We can see the people in the other booths somewhat through these but not clearly.

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza mirrors

Our first waitress is a scream. She’s completely batty and I’m sure has no idea that she isn’t in Wonderland. She’s confused and confusing us to no end but doing it with a big smile and enthusiasm. We do place our order despite this and it is correct so perhaps it’s all part of the experience (although the later waitresses show no sign of the “altitude sickness”).

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza

The drinks menu

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza

Playing cards open to reveal pictures of the drinks

There is a minimum order of 1 drink and 1 meal per person which she tries to explain to us. She shows us each menu like revealing a big storybook and the drinks menu is particularly cute with the cocktails hidden inside playing cards. The coasters are Alice playing cards and should you want service, you simply press the bell on the table and a waitress will come within seconds. There is even a section at the back of the menu that tells you where you can buy the outfits from.

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza Amuse Bouche

Amuse Bouch Y600 (yes, seriously)

As we are waiting they give us the Amuse Bouche course, curiously a tiny cup of dried banana chips and dried apricots with a little sign saying “Eat Me”. I didn’t like either given how parched we were and the waitress was a little batty so it took a while to get our drinks and water. Again, we learn that we are charged for our Amuse Bouches under the heading “charm” and the price of these little unwanted morsels? Y600 each, yep $12AUD for two of us for some bits of dried fruit.

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy Dining Ginza drinks

Left “Lolita” drink Y750 Right Milkshake Y850

Our drinks finally arrive, the Lolita drink (orange and cranberry) is not off to a great start. The orange juice is not particularly fresh (you know, the point where Orange juice in your fridge is starting to go off but hasn’t yet) but the milkshake isn’t bad, although it is more just milk mixed with fruit, no ice cream.

Alice in Wonderland Fantasy dining Ginza Croquette Cheshire cat
Cheshire Cat croquette Y750

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Gordon Ramsay Plane Food

Plane Food By Gordon Ramsay

View out of Gordon Ramsay Plane Food

I have some rather awesome friends I must say. Ones that share in my love of food and understand when I whip out a camera during a meal without sighing loudly or complaining. One of these friends is the self named “Carbon Debit”, owing the amount of time she spends in the skies traveling and working towards her pilot’s license. So when she went to Gordon Ramsay’s Plane Food restaurant at London’s Heathrow Airport T5 we were all interested to see what she had to say. It’s no secret that Australia is Gordon Ramsay obsessed, which will only be spurred on by his Sydney appearance at the Good Food and Wine Show (where an ebayer sold two tickets and a copy of his book for $350!).

So without further ado, here is what my friend had to say about Gordon Ramsay’s Plane Food.

In one word - lovely!!!

I wasn’t really that hungry because I had a rather large plate of salad for lunch before I left for Heathrow, at around 1pm. I got to Plane Food at around 4:15pm. But I had to have something there, or it would have defeated the object of going to Plane Food.

Their menu was displayed well before the entrance (which is down a corridor) so it was easy to decide whether I could find something I wanted to try despite not being hungry, or not, without feeling bad about looking and walking off.

I spotted a crab and miso salad with purple shiso which sounded rather light and lovely. They also offered a starter size and a main size. Ideal to have a starter sized one under the circumstance. The area is quite spacious and airy, and it is sort of on a ‘balcony’. It’s hard to describe exactly what it’s like, but you can see the floor below you, if you sit nearest to the window, as well as the tarmac area and BA hangars. Tables are not too crammed in, although not so sparse either. The lines are ‘clean’ and there is no chintz in sight. It’s a very pleasant andrelaxing but at the same time not excessively casual atmosphere.

So I walked up to the entrance and was greeted by a bright, friendly but not overpowering girl who showed me to the table. She asked me if I wanted to sit near the window, which I said yes. She helped me put my carry on out of the way as well. She told me that the special was duck in orange sauce. Under a normal circumstance I would definitely have that (perhaps as well as the crab miso salad!), but I was just not hungry enough. Dammit. I shouldn’t have had the salad for lunch.

Although I already had a look at the menu, I did have a bit more look out ofcuriosity. It all looked pretty good. A waiter promptly came up to ask me what I wanted to drink, and I asked about juices. He knew what they had (often not the case in restaurants!), and I ordered a glass of cranberry juice which arrived very promptly.

Crab miso salad with soya beans, cucumber and purple shiso was duly ordered (everything was very efficient there) and I only needed to look out of the window onto the passing BA aeroplanes for a very short time before it arrived.

Plane Food By Gordon Ramsay Crab Miso salad

Crab and Miso salad £9.50

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Crab with Saffron Linguine

Crab with Saffron Linguine

I attempted, in all seriousness, to replicate the way that Heston Blumenthal served up his Spaghetti Bolognaise in one of his books “In Search of Perfection” which involves twisting it around a large carving fork.

Crab with Saffron Linguine

I bought some Motto pasta and the inner price checker in me said why would I choose a regular flavour when I could choose the saffron or porcini version? I mean who chooses vanilla when there is saffron or macadamia to choose from? One of my ex boyfriends faced with that very ice cream decision chose vanilla. I couldn’t believe that he would pass up all of the other 49 flavours to choose vanilla so I drilled him about it. He said that he crumbled in the face of such a decision and chose the simplest and safest and thus I linked it to a kind of performance anxiety. Which is precisely what I felt when I was trying to do a Heston Blumenthal with my pasta I suppose.

Crab with Saffron Linguine

Thankfully the shape took place and held. The taste was one straight from heaven. The delicate crabmeat was never overwhelmed by the other ingredients and the light lemon flavour was the perfect for marriage for this divine seafood.

Crab with Saffron Linguine

Ingredients (serves 4)

  • 400g fresh linguine (I used a 200g packet of Motto’s Saffron dried linguine)
  • 1 tbs olive oil
  • 400g raw crab meat
  • 1 garlic clove, thinly sliced
  • 2 tbs lemon juice
  • 1 tbs verjuice or white wine vinegar
  • 2-3 tbs finely grated parmesan
  • 250ml cream
  • Salt & freshly ground pepper
  • Chopped fresh parsley

Method

1. Cook linguine in boiling salted water until al dente. Drain and keep warm.

2. Heat pan and add oil. Add crab meat and garlic, and cook for 3-4 mins until cooked but not browned.

3. Add lemon juice, verjuice or vinegar and the parmesan.

4. Pour in cream and reduce to sauce consistency. Add drained linguine to the sauce, season and serve topped with parsley.

5. To make the pasta shape as pictured, twirl pasta around large carving fork and lay horizontally against plate and carefully slide off fork.

Adapted from Fresh Living - May 2005 , Page 49
Recipe by Andre & Sandy Shannon (My Restaurant Rules) and presentation hint from Heston Blumenthal’s “In Search of Perfection”.

Crab with Saffron Linguine

Review: SeLah at Circular Quay and Hilton weekend for 2nd Wedding Anniversary

SeLah at Circular Quay

Somehow, defying your typical odds, my husband and I have managed to create ourselves a rather wonderful wedding anniversary weekend. It seems the trick is to have it on Mardi Gras parade day and you’ll get a restaurant that is usually busy, completely to yourselves. SeLah (Hebrew for “pause”and pronounced say-lah) sits on busy bus lined Loftus street in Circular Quay, a red and dark wood toned room with an open kitchen on one side. Its 7.30pm and apparently the theatre crowd has dispersed leaving an empty restaurant for us. I’ve mentioned it is our anniversary when we booked and we get congratulations from the waitstaff as we are being seated.

SeLah at Circular Quay

Most of the menu is seen on the website so I’ve already decided what I want and my husband is happy for me to order. We start with the Crab tortellini with sweet corn puree, chervil, tomato & eschalot salsa ($17), seared scallops & chinese pork with baby herbs & young coconut salad ($17). For mains we order the ocean trout with prawn ravioli, asian mushroom consommé & green mango salad ($30) and the Roast spatchcock with oregano, french lentils, confit garlic & fresh peas ($30). There aren’t any specials of the day and we opt to choose dessert later if we have room.

SeLah at Circular Quay Scallops
Seared scallops & chinese pork with baby herbs & young coconut salad $17

One thing about being the only couple in an empty restaurant is that whilst the atmosphere is lacking a buzz, you will not lack for service or wait very long for your food. And we don’t as our entrees arrive fairly quickly. They’re not lacking in wow or aromatherapy factor and have us digging in eagerly after the necessary photo taking. I try the scallops first. They’re sitting on a bed of young coconut salad which is an interesting ingredient that I’ve not often tried in salads and it resembles squid in texture. The chili and herbs complement the fat juicy seared scallops (I get very disappointed if scallops are sliced in half or thin) and the thinly sliced disc of chinese pork is rich in star anise and 5 spice.

SeLah at Circular Quay Ravioli with corn puree
Crab tortellini with sweet corn puree, chervil, tomato & eschalot salsa $17

I see my husband reluctantly passing me his plate-he has been busy nodding his head and making food enjoying gestures. He warns me that its good and I get the feeling that should I not like it, the plate will quickly come back to his waiting mouth in a split second. The crab tortellini is similar to a dim sim in shape and taste and opening it, it appears like a crab and pork mix much like a dim sim. The corn puree and accompanying salsa are gorgeously rich and a little tart at the same time. There’s no chance to me giving this back to him.

SeLah at Circular Quay Spatchcock
Roast spatchcock with oregano, french lentils, confit garlic & fresh peas $30

The entrees are so good, we have to ask why its so empty and they tell us that its usually fully booked but Mardi Gras has ensured that the bulk of Sydney has moved to Oxford St. Its not long again before our mains arrive and the roast spatchcock pieces are crispy and perfectly seasoned, sitting on top of a pool of a cab sav type sauce, puy lentils, peas and dutch carrots. The sauce is a good, if a touch salty for the dish and I enjoy dipping the spatchcock lightly in the sauce but the peas and lentils are almost too salty as they’re sitting in the sauce.

SeLah at Circular Quay Ocean Trout
Ocean trout with prawn ravioli, asian mushroom consommé & green mango salad $30

I try the ocean trout with prawn ravioli next. Again the dish is asian influenced with the ravioli in a won ton pastry skin and is filled with prawns and topped with enoki and oyster mushrooms, a spear of asparagus, some chili and herbs in a shallow pool of consommé. The trout is tasty, fresh and well cooked and the green mango salad on top adds colour but is fairly light so that the contribution is more for the look than for the flavour. My husband’s favourite part is the prawn ravioli which is no surprise whereas mine is the trout.

SeLah at Circular Quay Chocolate Fondant
Baked belgian chocolate fondant, chocolate ice cream, praline & orange cigar $13

We decide to share a dessert and whilst the fruit based desserts sound delectable, I am in the mood for chocolate. And something that Gordon Ramsay says can be difficult to make is the chocolate fondant. His kitchen makes 2 per customer in case of an upset and as I’ve tried unsuccessfully to make Nigella’s molten chocolate babycakes twice many years ago I’m leaving it to the experts as I’ve banned that recipe from darkening my kitchen again.

SeLah at Circular Quay Chocolate Fondant

It comes out on a long rectangular plate, the fondant in the centre flanked by chocolate ice cream on one side and poached oranges and a cigar biscuit on another. I take to the fondant with a spoon and the molten chocolate oozes out appealingly. It tastes lovely, as a chocolatey fondant should and is incredibly rich. Respite from the headiness of the fondant is given by the two perfectly chosen accompaniments. The sweet spice poached oranges are scented with star anise and are refreshing whilst the icing sugar dusted cigar is crisp and buttery. The chocolate ice cream is rich and milk chocolatey and sit in place on a bed on crunchy praline shards. I’m impressed that the accompaniments are so well made and not just a decoration or afterthought.

SeLah at Circular Quay Hot chocolate

My husband’s Hot chocolate ($4) arrives, multi hued in a tall glass and he’s happy with his selection. I take a sip and its good although at this point, I’m a little chocolate-d out to really appreciate it.

Full to the brim we retire to our 38th floor room at the Sydney Hilton, courtesy of the lovely people at Marie Claire magazine. I have to admit, I loved the complimentary pillow menu (you can order any or all of the 5 different types of pillow) and the Magic button on the telephone that assures us that nothing is ever too much trouble including my atypical requests of a cable tv movie guide (they didn’t have one so they printed 10 x A3 pages from the internet) and more Crabtree & Evelyn toiletries. We are in heaven and fall asleep while Oxford Street parties.

SeLah

12 Loftus Street Circular Quay
Monday to Friday
Lunch: 12:00-3:00pm
Monday to Saturday
Dinner: from 5:30pm
http://www.selah.com.au/

Payment: Cash, American Express (2.5% surcharge), Mastercard, Visa, Bankcard, Diners Club (3.5% surcharge)

SeLah at Circular Quay

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

There’s very little that can go wrong with a view like this. The view uninterruptus from Icebergs has got to be one of the most iconic Sydney vistas, that of Bondi beach. Icerbegs opened with a splash and since then reviews on the ground have been mixed but the chef Maurizio Terzini still received his two chefs hat this year from the SMH.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

We’ve booked for 6.30pm, a little early we know but seeing the view as it descends from daylight to twilight to the fall of darkness is something quite spectacular and I find that watching a pool of glossy black water isn’t quite as exciting as seeing it develop to hand.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

Its surprisingly busy with diners given the early timeslot. We’re ushered to the best seat in the house, right next to the window. Service is efficient if not especially warm and relaxed, the staff seems a little stressed out and serious.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach sourdough

Sourdough bread and olive oil is brought to the table while we ponder the menu and the scenery. Along with the menu items, there are quite a few additions to the menu for the evening with 3 entrees, 2 mains and 2 extra desserts. I find that the entrees are beckoning me more as they seem more creative so I order one of the special additions to the menu suggested by our waitress: scallop sashimi with crispy garlic, marjoram and grissini $32 and a regular entree: crab, soft polenta, garlic, chili, lemon $28. Blythe orders the figs with gorgonzola, ricotta, walnut and honey $26 and the Flinders Island Salt Crusted Suckling Lamb and mache salad $48. She’s intrigued by the idea of Polenta chips with sour cream $14 which she saw on the website which are actually from the bar menu so we order those.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Carne menu

We studiously avoid the carne menu which is full to the brim with fascinating red meat offerings such as the Wagyu Rib Eye 800g sliced for two $165 and the Black Angus Cross Wagyu Rib eye 300g bone removed $92 which is bred exclusively for Icebergs.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Scallops
Scallop Crudo-raw scallop sashimi with cripsy garlic and marjoram $32

Interestingly, there’s no amuse bouche to be had, just the bread which is good: lovely, chewy and sour which is how I love my sourdough. We have scarcely enough time to ponder the waves outside and the Police helicopter that is relentlessly circling before our entrees arrive. My scallops comprise of 8 scallop halves, dressed in oil with a sprinkling of majoram leaves and crispy deep fried garlic shards. One slice into them and I know I’ve ordered well. They’re beautifully soft and fresh and deliriously good, the dressing giving it an even more lustrous texture and the marjoram and garlic complementing it perfectly. The grissini isn’t really necessary for the taste but I suspect its more for the look.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Figs
Fig Salad-figs with gorgonzola, ricotta, walnuts and honey $26

Blythe’s figs with gorgonzola and ricotta is light on the honey and walnuts which it could do a bit more with but the figs are lovely, full and ripe.

We are transfixed by the surfers and the police helicopter activity as well as the passing traffic. There’s a real mix of people, the flashy, trashy flamboyant ones seem to gravtitate towards the bar whereas the more conservative patrons are in the restaurant. Eeek, what does that say about us?

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Crab
Crab with lemon, chili and garlic with creamy polenta $28

Our People watching is cut short by the arrival of our mains. My main is of course the crab entree, a large pool of creamy polenta resembling a creamy sauce surrounds a large mound of crab meat. Its delicate and every flavour resonates from the lemon, chili and garlic.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Polenta chips

The Polenta chips arrive and they resemble fat rectangular hand cut chips. Unfortunately they don’t taste of anything and even a liberal sprinkling of salt can’t save these which is a real pity as the outside is wonderfully crisp.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Lamb

Blythe is very pleased with her Flinders Island lamb. There is one piece with the ribs and the meat is incredibly soft and tender, falling off the bone. The two separate pieces of lamb are unctuous and soft, in parts a little too fatty for me, but the outside is crisped to perfect and almost pork crackling like. Its strong in balsamic and the mache salad is a meandering stream in the middle of the wonderfully soft lamb dish. Its also incredibly filling and any plans to have a dessert each is abandoned.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach Cannoli

We decide to share the dessert, a trio of Sicilian Cannoli, chocolate zabaglione, Ricotta and candied fruit, vanilla custard $18. We had mistakenly thought that we would get a Cannoli, a Zabaglioneand some ricotta and candied fruit with some vanilla custard on the side but what we get instead is three cannoli, each with the different filling. Starting off with the vanilla bean custard, its good, still crispy but the filling is a little unexciting and bland. The chocolate zabaglione is by comparison, dangerously good, the strongly flavoured chocolate filling rounded off with a touch of coffee. The last cannoli, the ricotta and candied fruit is also very good if a little light on the candied fruits which I can’t really detect, the ricotta giving it a richer texture than the custards.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

We sit back and watch as the surfers leave and the night descends and the view is replaced by the sparkling lights and a luminous pool. Its a spectacular show.

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar

1 Notts Avenue
Bondi Beach NSW 2026
Tel: +61 (02) 9365 9000
Tues-Sat 12noon-Midnight
Sunday: 12noon-10pm
http://www.idrb.com

Icebergs Dining Room and Bar at Bondi Beach

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-queue outside

In the middle of nowhere really, sits a Japanese Ramen restaurant that if you happen to be driving past during lunchtime or dinnertime, you may find a queue of young Japanese people outside waiting for a table. We’d often wonder what was with this place as we drove past perplexed at the eager hordes standing outside. Apparently the only place in Sydney that serves real, Tokyo style ramen, Ryo’s noodles marches to the beat of its own taiko drummer. The tables are shared, you help yourself to water, they don’t take bookings, its cash only, there’s no takeaway menu to be had, yet it still works beautifully.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-interior

Tonight is our second visit and I have only one thing on my mind: Miso Bolognaise which I first read about on Grab Your Fork. It was the dish I ordered on my last visit and hoggingly kept to myself abandoning all pretense of sharing and breaking the sacred plate swapping routine with my husband. He wasn’t bothered, he was in love with the Ramen with prawn balls in a tangy pork stock soup. On the last visit, we retired to our separate corners of the table huddled protectively over our respective plate and devoured them like we hadn’t eaten in days.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Wall of fame

However tonight, we’re on better behaviour as we have guests, Miss America and Queen Viv. Its 7.45pm and already there’s a small queue outside. As they do not take bookings, we have no choice but to join them and the owner lets us know that we may have a 30 minute wait. Luckily the food gods are looking favourably upon us and they seat our table of 4 within 5 minutes. Seated at the table towards the back we have a good view of the restaurant and when I look to my left I see some autographs from various Japanese sporting celebrities (I had to ask, I would be the last to know sporting celebrities, Japanese or not) but also a familiar looking signature, that of Iron Chef Hiroyuki Sakai who has a lovely abstract signature/drawing and who visited Ryo’s on the 15th of April 2005. We discuss this with the owner who says that he often gets Chinese politicians and celebrities but he largely has no idea who they are, preferring the sportspeople (his pride and joy being the signature of a Japanese kickboxer).

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Miso Bolognaise

We ask him what’s good, and he suggests combining items number 2 (Ramen Noodles in a Soy Sauce Pork Soup $10) and 3 (Ramen Noodles in a Spicy hot Pork Soup $10) in a special order. Sounds good to me. We also order Tokyo style ramen ($9.50), Miso Bolognaise ($11), spicy deep fried chicken wings (3 for $4), rice ball with roast pork ($3.50, only 10 of these are made per day!) and, with Queen Viv’s urging of “Craaaaaab!”, the soft shell crab ($5).

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-combination 2 & 3 ramen

A scant 5 minutes later and our large steaming bowls of noodles with stiff nori sheet sails arrive to a grateful and hungry mob. We are sharing tonight and have two bowls of the Combination 2&3 ramen and we dig into the noodles, depositing long noodles into our smaller bowls with spoonfuls of the scarlet tinged soup. The thin slices of BBQ Pork floating on top are soft and delicious with a ring of fat around one edge. The soup is fantastic, earthy and rich, full of the marrow from pork bones and slightly spicy. The noodles as always, are toothsome perfection, with the absolute correct texture.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Tokyo Ramen $9.50

The Tokyo Ramen has slices of BBQ pork on top too but the stock is a soy sauce based one and its lighter and less hearty but still flavoursome. The soy sauce boiled eggs are appropriated by an appreciated Miss America and my husband who adore them. I’m too busy with my favourite dish, the Miso Bolognaise.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Miso Bolognaise

I’ve never seen this dish at any other places and it deserves a special trip just to have this. Even if you’re not a huge fan of miso soup like me, this is gorgeously rich, the miso giving it the sauce a smoky mystery and not that overpowering saltiness that miso soup verges into. Miss America loves it but feels that she couldn’t eat a lot of it as its so rich. I disagree knowing full well that I ate a whole bowl of it to myself.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Soft Shell Crab $5

Our smaller dishes arrive as we’re slurping our noodles appreciatively. The soft shell crab is a whole small soft shell crab beautifully deep fried to a crisp. As I find with all crabs, it looks slightly peeved at us and I wait until Queen Viv pulls it apart before eating it.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-Spicy deep fried chicken wings ($4)

The spicy chicken wings are good and there’s a resounding earth shattering crunch as we bite into them and a slightly spiciness. However the rest of the table seems more absorbed in the noodles to pay any attention to these.

Roast pork rice Ball

The rice ball filled with Roast pork is still one of my favourites. Nothing flash or showy, its comforting snack food with deliciously roasted pork shards and sesame seeds sctattered throughout, not just in the centre. Its hard to portion up into 4 so everyone just helps themselves to a little bit in favour of the ramen so I take the rest of this delicious rice triangle.

Leaning back, patting our stomachs contentedly we marvel that for once, we haven’t over-ordered. Then spying the 6 people waiting inside and 5 outside, we make a quick exit, stage left.

Ryo’s Noodles Crows Nest-menu

Ryo’s Noodles

125 Falcon St
Crows Nest 2065 NSW
Phone: +61 (02) 9955 0225
Thu-Tue noon-2.30pm, 5pm-9.30pm
Cash only
No Bookings

King Crab at the Golden Unicorn restaurant, Maroubra

King Crab at the Golden Unicorn restaurant, Maroubra

Extremes of anything, big or small interest me and my sister had been plying me with stories of having the legendary King Crab for years. When she last had it, about 5 years ago, it was $500 and it fed 8 people with plenty left over. If you pass by a fish tank in one of the larger Chinese restaurants, the King Crab are the gigantic 3-40cms long beasts, the flesh less delicate and sweet than mud crabs but if you get a full one, much better to feed a gluttonous tribe. Crab are a funny thing though, sometimes they are empty with little flesh in them whereas sometimes they’re full of flesh and this varies apparently according to the moon. Its a cycle that we’ve yet to decipher so we usually go with lobster which is always reliably full.

Its a family celebration for my sister that brings us to the Golden Unicorn in Maroubra. They’re also having a special on King Crab and for $250, you can get a King Crab cooked however you’d like (we opted for crab cooked in XO chili sauce) and a double lot of e-fun noodles. If the crab is full, then there’s no need to order any other dishes.King Crab at the Golden Unicorn restaurant, Maroubra

We go to the tank and pick out the crab that we want and there are two to choose from on that night. They put him on our table and he looks miserable. I almost have second thoughts as he looks terribly sad but the waiter whisks him away. After our complimentary house soup (clear pork and vegetable broth), our plate of crab arrives at our place but we are disappointed. The crab appears to be empty that night and what should feed 8 feeds only 4. Later there is much kvetching over how and when we should have had the crab, my parents believing that this time would have been better than that time but no definite conclusion is reached and its easy to say it all in hindsight. Perhaps the crab was trying to convey a message to us with his sad countenance “Don’t eat me, I’m not ready!”

King Crab at the Golden Unicorn restaurant, Maroubra

Golden Unicorn Chinese Restaurant

Level 2, 193 Maroubra Rd
Maroubra NSW 2035
Phone (02) 9344 9278
Open seven days for lunch, Mon to Fri 11am - 3pm Sat to Sun 10am - 3pm, and dinner, 5pm-11pm
Payment accepted: MasterCard, Visa, Diners Club, American Express and EFTPOS
Alcohol BYO
Seats Seats 200
Wheelchair access