Wild Fig and Rose Ice Cream

Wild fig and rose ice cream

I always swore that if I opened up my own ice cream store, this is the flavour that people would want most. I actually got this many years ago from Vogue forum’s food section by member afj, and made it straight away and kept making it over and over again. It is not an understatement that this will get you an ovation every time. It is so very delicate and unusual a combination but it’s also one that will have you thinking “Why isn’t this a more common combination?”

I’ll be frank, you don’t need Wild Figs for this although these happened to be the ones that I had to hand. You could certainly use those non-wild (tame?), sweet, juicy dried dessert figs although you will need less as these are larger than the small Wild figs. And even better, you don’t really need an ice cream maker to make this.

Wild fig and rose ice cream

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Mexican night, Nigella style! Sweetcorn chowder, Roquamole & Margarita ice cream

Mexican night, Nigella style!

Nigella is convinced that Mexican food is the next big food trend. I’m not 100% sure I agree with her wholeheartedly but it is nevertheless a delicious and easy to make cuisine. I saw an episode of Nigella Express where she made the following dishes and the sweetcorn chowder, normally not something that would really peak my interest looked so ludicrously easy I decided to make it. Nigella prefers frozen corn but if I am not having fresh white corn, I prefer Edgell’s super sweet canned or organic. But as she is the chef, I followed her lead. And regretted it. Perhaps frozen corn is tastier in England but the bag I bought here was abysmally awful and reminded me why I dislike all frozen vegetables bar peas.

Mexican night, Nigella style!

I also have been having numerous problems with my Breville Wizz food processor. Namely that it decides when it wants to work and when it doesn’t. Tonight it was sulking, only working when cajoled (I am secretly dreaming of a Magimix or something a bit better so perhaps it sensed it). So my chowder was a litte chunkier that I would’ve ordinarily liked. Having said that, it was very healthy and flavoursome and would have been better if it weren’t for the hideous frozen corn.

Mexican night, Nigella style!

The Roquamole on the other hands was easiness personified and whilst I was mixing it, I thought I may have made too much. Not so - when it’s this delicious. It was quickly demolished amidst much satisfied chip dipping.

Mexican night, Nigella style!

The Margarita ice cream is a revelation. It’s absolutely sublime and has the perfect consistency even without using an ice cream churner: soft and easy to scoop. And I do think that sugar rimming the margarita glasses adds an extra special touch to the presentation although it’s so good you may find yourself eating it straight from the container.

Roquamole

Mexican night, Nigella style! Roquamole

• 1 cup crumbled Roquefort or St Agur at room temperature
• 60ml sour cream
• 2 ripe avocados
• 35g sliced pickled green jalapenos from a jar
• 2 spring onions, finely sliced
• ¼ teaspoon paprika
• 1 packet Blue-corn tortilla chips

1. In a bowl, crumble or mash the blue cheese with sour cream.

2. Mash in avocados. If they are ripe, a fork should be all you need.

3. Roughly chop sliced jalapenos and stir them into the mixture along with finely sliced spring onions.

4. Arrange in the centre of a plate or dish, dust with the paprika and surround with tortilla chips. Dive in.
Serves 4 to 6

Mexican night, Nigella style! Roquamole

Sweetcorn chowder

Mexican night, Nigella style! Sweetcorn chowder

  • 500g Frozen sweetcorn defrosted (please escape my fate and don’t use frozen, use super sweet canned or freshly shucked steamed white corn kernels totaling 500g once shucked)
  • 3 spring onions, each one debearded and halved
  • 1 clove of garlic, peeled
  • 35 grams semolina
  • 1.5 litres of hot vegetable stock made from concentrate or cube
  • 150g lightly salted tortilla chips
  • 75g grated cheese
  • 2 long red chillies, deseeded and finely chopped, optional

1. Preheat the oven to 200c/gas mark 6

2. Drain the sweetcorn and put into a food processor with the spring onions, garlic and semolina. Blitz to a speckled primrose mush, unless you have a big food processor you may have to do this in two batches.

3. Tip this mixture into a large saucepan, add the hot vegetable stock and bring to the boil, then turn down the heat and let the chowder simmer, partially covered for 10 minutes.

4. Meanwhile, spread the tortilla chips out on a foil lined baking sheet and sprinkle the cheese over. Warm in the hot oven for 5-10 mins or until the cheese melts over the chips.

5. Ladle the soup into bowls and put a small mound of cheese molten chips into the middle of each bow. Sprinkle some of the red chili on top, if you feel like it, and serve immediately to very grateful people.

Mexican night, Nigella style! Sweetcorn chowder

Margarita ice cream

Margarita ice cream

  • 125ml lime juice
  • 2×15ml tablespoons tequila
  • 3×15ml tablespoons orange liqueur or triple sec
  • 150g icing sugar
  • 500ml double cream

Method
1. Pour the lime juice, tequila and orange liqueur (or triple sec) into a bowl and stir in the icing sugar to dissolve

2. Add the cream and softly whisk until the mixture is thick and smooth, but not stiff.

3. Spoon into an airtight container to freeze overnight. This ice cream doesn’t need to be taken out to soften before serving, as it won’t freeze too hard and melts speedily and voluptuously.

4. Rim Margarita glasses with lime juice and dredge in sugar. Add three or four scoops per glass and freshly grated lime rind.

Recipes by Nigella Lawson from Nigella Express

Margarita ice cream

Review: Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour

I know, I know, its about time I had been to Lindt café. Ever since it opened its first store (in the world apparently!) in Martin Place, I had always been meaning to go and whilst I’ve taken away plenty of macarons (or delices as they call them) I’d never eaten in until today. But as my friends are the kind to watch what they eat, willingly wanting to go to Lindt café seems almost like surrendering to the dieting gods and indulging with abandon. Or at least giving up the notion of dieting which is not something that the girls will do often.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour

We arrive one Sunday afternoon and as its a beautiful day, Darling Harbour’s Cockle Bay is packed. With spy one empty table and grab it. Its dog eat dog here and ruthlessness will be rewarded with chocolate. One needs to order at the counter so we go in to select our goodies. As its a Sunday, there is a 10% service charge added which is reflected in the prices. I can never go past a Delice (macaron) and today sees two new flavours. I order a Pistachio (my standby favourite), a Strawberry because its pink and the prettiest, and two of the new flavours: Lemon and Ginger & Lime (all $2.20 each, usually $2 each). The other flavours on offer are: dark and milk chocolate; hazelnut, coffee and champagne. I also order an Iced Coffee ($6.60). Teena orders a Ice cream sundae with praline and hazelnut chocolate covered with melted chocolate, whipped cream and praline shards ($9.35 usually $8.50). Gina orders a chocolate chip sable biscuit ($3.30 usually $3) and an Iced Chocolate ($6.60 usually $6). There are also slices of cakes and individual cakes that are $11 each.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour delices lemon and pistachio
Lindt Delices (Macarons) clockwise from back left: Ginger & Lime, Strawberry, Pistachio and Lemon $2 each

We take our sundaes, delices and cookies away and we’re told that the drinks will arrive shortly. I try the Lemon delice first and it lovely, light and lemoney but not overpoweringly so. Its as delicate as a butterfly’s wing and is quite simply superb. I hope they become a regular fixture in the rotation. The Pistachio is next, always a favourite and it is slightly larger than the other which is a gluttonous bonus. Of course its gooey and soft inside and whilst not extremely pistachioey, its has a bit more filling than the others which I always like.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour macarons delices

I try the prettiest one next, the strawberry. Its subtle strawberriness is lovely and it feels almost like a crime to bite into this beauty. I’ve saved the most curious one for last, the Ginger and Lime. Trying it I am perplexed. There doesn’t seem to be any ginger or lime flavour. In fact all I can taste is the darkest, most bitter chocolate filling which overpowers any other flavour that might be present. Not a hit with me or anyone else at the table I’m afraid.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour Ice cream sundae
Lindt Ice cream sundae $8.50

I try some of Teena’s ice cream sundae. The hazelnut ice cream is strong in the hazelnut flavour whereas the praline is more subtle in its flavour. The praline shards add a nice texture to the sundae and its creamy, icey goodness.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour Chocolate sable
Chocolate sable biscuit $3

Gina samples her chocolate studded darker-than-dark cookie and she remarks that its the oddest thing-it has no flavour at all! Curious, we try some to see whether this is the case and indeed it is. I’ve never come across a cookie like this where there is no flavour to it at all. Its certainly dark and chocolatey enough!

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour Iced Coffee
Iced Coffee $6

By this time our drinks arrive and I sip my iced coffee which is sans cream which is a bit of a visual disappointment as other Iced Coffees around me come with a cloud of whipped cream. Its incongruously coated in dusted cocoa which is bitter and spills on my cream dress before I can even take a sip. So I’m rather grumpy that one of my favourite dresses is stained with cocoa when I take a sip but once I do I find it oh so delicious and just the order for a hot sweltering day. I don’t try any of Gina’s Hot Chocolate topped with white and milk chocolate shavings but she seems pleased with her choice.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour Iced chocolate
Iced Chocolate $6

I haven’t quite forgiven the injury to my clothes but I have a sneaking suspicion that the Delices and Iced Coffee will certainly beckon another visit.

Lindt Chocolat Café at Darling Harbour

124-125 Cockle Bay Wharf, Cockle Bay
Tel: +61 (02) 9267-8064
Mon-Wed, 10am-7.00pm
Thursday 10am-10.00pm
Friday 10am-11.30pm
Saturday 10am-11.30pm
Sunday 10am-8.00pm (10% surcharge on Sundays)

Also a location at:
53 Martin Place Sydney City
Tel: +61 (02) 8257-1600

Brown Bread and honey ice cream

Brown Bread and honey ice cream

I would imagine that you probably had a rather puzzled look on your face, much like when I first saw this recipe title. From the Borough Market book I received for Christmas it is one of the recipes that caught my eye, not only because I happened to have a loaf of neglected wholemeal in the fridge which was consistently being bypassed in favour of the seed filled loaf. I was determined to give the wholemeal loaf a more dignified, glorious ending for which this recipe seemed to be perfect. And like all of my ice cream recipes you do not need an ice cream maker although the recipe in the book gives a version with and without.

Brown Bread and honey ice cream

What’s really superb and unusual about this is that it does indeed taste of the sweetest honey laden buttery toast. There’s no trickery or trying to guess what’s in it and even after freezing, if you eat it straight away, it still retains some of that glorious toasty crunch and its particularly good with moist fruit cake or plum pudding.

Brown bread and Honey ice cream

  • 110g/4oz fresh brown breadcrumbs
  • 75g/3 oz Demerara sugar
  • 1 teaspoon ground cinnamon
  • 5 tablespoons clear, runny honey
  • 4 whole eggs + 4 egg yolks
  • 200g/7oz icing sugar
  • 400ml/14 fl oz double cream.

1. Whisk eggs with the icing sugar until doubled in volume and pale yellow, then add the honey. Whisk double cream until it forms soft peaks and stir into egg and sugar mixture and pour into container and freeze.

Brown Bread and honey ice cream
Breadcrumb caramel

2. Meanwhile mix breadcrumbs, demerara sugar and cinnamon on a baking sheet. Place under a hot grill for about 2-3 minutes, stirring occasionally, until the sugar melts and starts to turn golden. Leave to cool and set. Once cool, break up the caramel.

3. After freezing for an hour the mixture should be setting and showing ice crystals on top. Remove and stir in the breadcrumb caramel. Then put it back into the freezer. Repeat the stirring procedure 3-4 times

Recipe from The Borough Market book

Brown Bread and honey ice cream

Mado cafe at Auburn

Mado cafe at Auburn

The key with going for a successful food adventure is going with people that truly love food. Our friends Queen Viv and Miss America are always willing to go that extra mile for that extra special meal which is a sentiment I always appreciate as I am the same. So despite the fact that Miss A. has been up for over 25 hours straight and she is still willing to go out for dessert after our carnivorous fest at Carne Station proves what a strong constitution and resolve she has. Just what a beauty queen needs really.

Mado cafe at Auburn
Turkish Oud

So its late in the evening when we drive up to Auburn and revisit a place we’ve been to several times before lured by Grab Your Fork and known for their fabulous Dondurma (salep enriched stretchy Turkish ice cream), Mado cafe. Service is a unsure and wary, as if we’ve fallen outside of a spaceship and our questions are answered with a confused “I don’t know”. Its a pity the service is so neglectful as the desserts are divine.

Mado cafe at Auburn
Dondurma (Turkish stretchy ice cream) churning

We know what we want, what we’ve had before and loved, the ice cream (including a must have black mulberry) so we choose the Cup Maras which is an ice cream sundae with scoops of black mulberry, pistachio, sour cherry and maras (white) with fruit salad and sour cherry sauce ($9.50) and the Kazandibi ($5.50) a “cauldron bottom” charred pudding thickened with salep from the orchid root. To quench our thirst we order a Turkish sour cherry drink ($3), Gazoz a Turkish lemonade ($2.50) and Turkish mineral water ($2.50).

Mado cafe at Auburn Turkish drinks
From left to right: Gazoz a Turkish lemonade ($2.50), Turkish sour cherry drink ($3), and Turkish mineral water ($2.50)

Our drinks arrive along with our sundae and pudding. The Turkish mineral water tastes like regular mineral water, refreshing and with hard large bubbles, not softly carbonated. The sour cherry drink, always a favourite (we downed about 20 bottles of this last time) is gorgeously fruity and the Turkish lemonade has a fruity flavour to it, almost like creaming soda.

Mado cafe at Auburn Cup Maras Ice cream sundae
Cup Maras sundae $9.50 Four flavours of ice cream with fruit salad and sour cherry sauce

We dig into our mermaid decorated sundae and I start with my favourite, the black mulberry. Its sweet and with a slight berry tang to it but so heady in berries, its like burying your face in a field of the sweetest berries. The pistachio is lovely too, although not particularly pisctacho-ey with just a faint echo of it. The sour cherry ice cream looks to be replaced by the mango which is nice enough but we know that the sour cherry would have been nicer-I wish they had told us that it was not available. The maras is a mild, plain flavour, more like a milk flavour. The fruit salad is fairly small consisting of a few grapes and tiny cubes of melon but the thick sour cherry topping is gorgeous and I want it by the jar to drizzle over ice cream at home.

Mado cafe at Auburn kazandibi
Kazandibi $5.50

The Kazandibi, always a favourite of ours, is gloriously stretchy and sweet with a liberal touch of cinnamon. Its hard to describe as there’s nothing quite like it, its similar to a super stretchy rice pudding without the grains of rice.

Mado cafe at Auburn

I contemplate buying the black mulberry by the tub but alas with the night so warm and the journey home so long I know that it will be melted (or eaten) long before we reach our driveway…

Mado Cafe

63 Auburn Road, Auburn Sydney
Ph: +61 (02) 9643-5299
Monday-Friday 8am-midnight, Saturday-Sunday 10am-midnight
Payment accepted: MasterCard, Visa, Diners Club and American Express
Vegetarian options

Also locations in Brisbane and Melbourne

Mado cafe at Auburn

Nigella Lawson - Peach Melba from Feast

I know that I’m cheating ever so slightly when I used white nectarines instead of peaches. We had just purchased a huge bounty of them and I just knew that the delicate blush of the white nectarines would look fabulous alongside the gorgeous, vividly hued raspberry sauce and the tiny black flecked vanilla bean ice cream.

Peach Melba from Feast

If you feel like this is a one trick pony and can’t be bothered making it again, the poaching liquid is fabulous with some sparkling on a hot, sweltering day and it certainly looks like Sydney’s weather is coming out to play these few days! Hence the almost melting photos…

Peach Melba

Peaches:

  • 3 cups/700ml water
  • 3 1/2 cups/700grams sugar
  • 1 vanilla pod, split lengthwise
  • 2 tablespoons lemon juice
  • 8 peaches

Raspberry sauce:

  • 3 cups raspberries
  • 25g icing sugar
  • 1 tablespoon lemon juice

To serve:

  • 1 large tub vanilla ice cream

Peach Melba from Feast

1. Put the water, sugar, lemon juice, and vanilla pod into a wide saucepan and heat gently to dissolve the sugar. Bring the pan to the boil and let it bubble away for about 5 minutes, then turn the heat down to a fast simmer. Cut the peaches in half, and if the stones come out easily then remove them, if not then you can get them out later.

Peach Melba from Feast
The poached fruit to be peeled and stoned

2. Poach the peach halves in the sugar syrup for about 2 to 3 minutes on each side depending on the ripeness of the fruit. Test the cut side with the sharp point of a knife to see if they are soft, and then remove them to a plate with a slotted spoon. When all the peaches are poached, peel off their skins and let them cool (then you can remove any remaining stones). If you are making them a day in advance then let the poaching syrup cool and then pour into a dish with the peaches. Otherwise just bag up the syrup and freeze it for the next time you poach peaches.

3. To make the raspberry sauce, liquidize the raspberries, confectioners’ sugar, and lemon juice in a blender or a food processor. Sieve to remove the pits and pour the puree into a jug.

4. To assemble the Peach Melba, allow 2 peach halves per person and sit them on each plate alongside a scoop or 2 of ice cream. Spoon the raspberry sauce over each.

From Feast by Nigella Lawson

Peach Melba from Feast

Australia Day: Ribfest-but-better pork ribs & Nigella’s Ice Cream Cake

I don’t know if having an American style barbecue on the Australia Day weekend is somewhat perverse or likely to get your Australian citizenship annulled. My husband and I along with our friends, Gina, Hot Dog, Teena and Phillippe do World Theme Nights on occasion and, Your Honour, when planning our American theme night, it just happened to coincide with the Australia Day weekend. Our World Theme Nights involve cooking the chosen nation’s food, dressing in the clothing, speaking with the appropriate accents and listening to the music.

Award winning Canadian ribs

Since Gina is Canadian, which is near enough to America, she told us about her nephew, Matthew Fabian who lives in Milton, Canada. Prior to this he lived in Burlington and every year many cities in Canada enjoy a Ribfest competition where restaurants in the area have a stall in the park with their rib recipe for all to try and they compete for title of ‘best ribs’ as voted by the critics and public. Matt did not officially compete as he is not a restaurant, but as the story goes, a large group who went to Burlington’s Ribfest, then to Matt’s place, (unofficially) nominated his recipes as the best tasting on the day. He has kindly given me, via her, the recipe for these babies and I was more than happy to try the recipe out. The instructions are his word for word as I thought the fact that he wasn’t sure if we had Bourbon in Australia was funny and how he specifically mentioned using a new and not used paintbrush was truly hilarious.

Award winning Canadian ribs

If it does seem like a bit more work than your usual ribs, I think you could probably use a very good bought BBQ sauce instead of making your own but as I am literally a trouble maker, as in someone who prefers to make things more complicated, I made the BBQ sauce. Instead of using baby back ribs, I use regular pork ribs that my parents have found a reliable supplier of as they’re juicier and meatier. The heady smell of the dry rub will have you salivating and they’re worth the extra effort and the home made sauce is gorgeously tangy, much nicer than any bottled sauce you could buy although it seems to become a little milder once bottled and refrigerated. Dare I mess with perfection and suggest a drop or two of Tabasco? The ribs themselves are fantastically good, soft and incredibly flavoursome with the heady mixture of the dry rub and BBQ sauce permeating each bite. They aren’t what you’d call photogenic, looking almost burnt but glisteningly so, because of the dark dry rub and BBQ sauce basting.

Nigella’s Ice cream cake

As for my dessert contribution, Ice Cream Cake, is from Nigella Express. Peanut butter and chocolate are undoubtedly an American combination and it seemed fitting to give this to Gina as her slightly belated birthday cake, on this allegiance muddled American themed Australia Day as she is often mistaken for an American but she is in fact an Australian citizen now but formerly a Canadian citizen!

Honey roasted peanuts
Home made honey roasted peanuts (with more honey coating than usual)

I roasted my own peanuts as I couldn’t find any honey roasted peanuts at the supermarket and made a slightly different mix as I didn’t have the Bourbon creams or Nestle milk chocolate and peanut butter chips. Instead of the Bourbon creams I used a mixture of Arnotts Caramel Crowns bludgeoned to death with a rolling pin and instead of the chocolate chips I used a combination made up mostly of Reese’s Peanut butter cups with some Cookie Dough Kit Kat (cookie dough is definitely an American thing) and milk chocolate chips and macadamia praline.

Nigella’s Ice cream cake

One of the best parts of this is that I had 1/2 litre left over of Streets Blue Ribbon light vanilla ice cream to do with what I wanted. My choice, if I could have my wicked way with it would be to squeeze Ice Magic on top, let it harden, eat the chocolate and repeat until the bottle of Ice Magic has finished and then eat the ice cream. Terrible I know but I live in hope that I am not the only one that does this… I wouldn’t recommend using Streets Blue Ribbon light if you’re transporting it though like we did, when it melts, it separates into a yellow layer and a white cream layer.

BBQ chicken wings

Other additions to the BBQ spread were BBQ chicken wings (deep fry unadorned wings in deep fat fryer and then coat with “Crazy Mother Puckers BBQ sauce”). Made by Hot Dog in his deep fat fryer.

Coleslaw

Coleslaw also featured-seasoned with fragrant dill. Made by Teena

Havana cocktails

As well as Havana Beach Cocktails (like a delicious pineapple Splice ice cream, recipe below). Made by Gina.

Pumpkin tarts
And delicious Pumpkin tarts also made by Gina

Spinach dip

And creamy Spinach dip from Teena (recipe below)

Bloomin’ Onion

And crispy Bloomin’ Onions (American version of what Australians eat, recipe below) made by Gina and fried by Hot Dog

Ribfest-but-better ribs

Ingredients:

  • 6 racks of baby back ribs
  • 2 large onions
  • 2 apples
  • apple juice or cider (small)
  • I use aluminum disposable roasting pans you buy at the grocery store (I just used regular roasting pans as I couldn’t find big enough disposable ones)
  • Plus all the stuff below for Dry rub and BBQ sauce

Pre-prepare the following;

Dry rub (mix it all together and put in a jar - can be done way ahead of time):

  • 2.5 tablespoons paprika
  • 1 tablespoon freshly ground black pepper
  • 2 tablespoon dark brown sugar
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons salt
  • 1 1/2 teaspoons celery salt (I couldn’t find this so I used regular salt)
  • 2 teaspoon garlic powder
  • 1 teaspoon dry mustard
  • 1.5 teaspoon cumin
  • 1/2 teaspoon cayenne pepper

Dry rub on pork ribs

BBQ Sauce (I usually prepare the night before - can be done a couple days before and kept in fridge)

  • 1/2 sweet onion very finely chopped
  • 2 Cups Ketchup
  • 1/2 cup light flavoured molasses
  • 1/3 cup bourbon (I use Jim Beam - but if that’s not available any bourbon will do. If they don’t have bourbon Down Under, skip it) I used Chivas Regal scotch whisky as I didn’t have Jim Beam
  • 1/4 cup Dijon Mustard
  • 2 Tablespoons Worcestershire sauce
  • 2 teaspoons paprika
  • 1 teaspoon garlic powder

Drop a splash of vegetable oil into a saucepan and add onions, cook until they start to become clear. Turn heat down to low-medium and add rest of ingredients. Stir regularly for about 20 minutes and then bring to a simmer for about an hour (stirring occasionally). Let cool and refrigerate

Rib sauce
The resultant rich, tangy, eye wateringly good BBQ sauce

For the Ribs:

Get a whole bunch (6) of baby back ribs, and the night before rub the dry rub into them well on both sides. Wrap them in foil or saran wrap in the fridge overnight.

Dry rub
Dry rub on one of the rib racks

Now on the big day.

Heat your oven to 250 degrees fahrenheit (120 degrees Celcius)
slice up the onions and apples and lay them on the bottom (mixed) of the pans
Lay your ribs over them and put the whole lot in the oven for about 4.5 hours. Every half hour or so spray (or lightly sprinkle if you don’t have a sprayer) the apple juice/cider on the ribs

At the 4.5 hour (or so) mark take them out of the oven and put them on the bbq. Set the bbq at low-med (around 350 degrees or less is good)
Start slopping the bbq sauce all over the ribs (I buy a paintbrush for this - I don’t need to tell you to use a new one right?). Coat the ribs in the sauce real good. And keep slopping it on every few minutes for about 30 minutes. That’s about all the time you’ll have before the crowd gets surly from the sweet smell.

Award winning Canadian ribs

If you’re really gung ho about it you can use your bbq as a smoker and smoke the ribs at the end vs. straight grilling.

Award winning Canadian ribs

Ice Cream Cake from Nigella Express

I don’t think a cook’s job should be to deceive, but there is something appealing about the fact that this looks and tastes as if it were incredibly hard work and yet involves no more than a bit of stirring. You must, though, serve a warm sauce with it-the crowning glory-and I’ve certainly given you options below.

To be frank, you can choose different biscuits, different nuts and nobbly bits to mix in with the ice cream and give crunch, texture and sudden shards of flavour. I find it hard to believe, however, that this could be in any way improved. Sorry, but that’s just how it is.

  • 1.5 litres of vanilla ice cream
  • 100g honey roasted peanuts
  • 200g Nestle swirled milk chocolate and peanut butter swirl chips (or chocolate chips of your choice) I used Reese’s Peanut butter cups and Dime bars which are like Hershey’s Skor bars
  • 40g Crunchie bar
  • 150g bourbon creams broken up into crumbs and rubble
  • 1 batch butterscotch sauce plus 1 batch hot chocolate sauce or 1 batch chocolate peanut butter sauce

Nigella’s Ice cream cake
Ice cream and “rubble” mix

1. Let the ice cream soften either in the fridge for while or out in the kitchen

2. Line an deep 20cm springform tin with cling film both in the bottom and sides of the tin so that you have some overhang at the top.

3. Empty the slightly softened ice cream into a bowl and mix in the peanuts, 150g chocolate and peanut butter morsels or chocolate chips, Crunchie shards and 100g of the Bourbon biscuit crumbs

Nigella’s Ice cream cake
Cake ready to re-freeze

4.Scrape the ice cream mixture into the springform tin, flattening the top like a cake, cover the top with clingfilm and place in the freezer to firm up.

5. Serve the cake straight away from the freezer unmoulding from the tin and pulling the clingfilm gently away, before putting on a plate or cake stand. Let it stand and soften for about 5 minutes before cutting.

6. Sprinkle the top of the cake with the extra 50g of chocolate and peanut butter morsels or chocolate chips and the remaining Bourbon biscuit crumbs.

Nigella’s Ice cream cake
Pre saucing

7. Cut into slices and serve with the butterscotch and chocolate sauces, letting both dribble lacily over each slice. If two sauces sounds like too much trouble-they’re not-just opt for the chocolate peanut butter sauce. Its hard to find an argument against it.

Recipe by Nigella Lawson from Nigella Express

Nigella’s Ice cream cake

Bloomin’ Onion

Bloomin’ Onion

Slice onion as pictured and spread out petals .

Bloomin’ Onion

Dip in egg and milk mix and then in seasoned flour and paprika mix.

Bloomin’ Onion
Dip again and deep fry.

Bloomin’ Onion

Spinach Dip

  • 1 block of frozen spinach (thawed with as much moisture squeezed out of it as you can)
  • 1 block of Light Philadelphia cream cheese
  • 1/2 packet of French onion soup mix
  • 1 cup shredded tasty cheese to taste
  • 2 tablespoons mayonnaise
  • 1 Cob roll, hollowed out

Mix all ingredients together thoroughly and stuff back into Cob “shell”. Spinach dip

Havana Beach cocktail

  • 1 part rum
  • 2 parts pineapple juice
  • 1/2 lime juiced
  • 1 teaspoon sugar
  • 4 parts ginger ale
  • Ice

Combine all ingredients and enjoy!

Havana beach cocktails

Gorgonzola Blue cheese ice cream inspired by Gordon Ramsay

The problem with reality TV shows is that if someone is fairly unknown to you before you see them in one, reality shows trivialise their qualifications. Forgetting that they needed some sort of great reputation in order to clinch the reality tv show deal in the first place. Take Queer Eye for the Straight Guy’s Ted Allen. The one dismissed as “the boring one” or “the one that doesn’t really seem that gay”. I assumed that he was just some guy that liked cooking and eating and had some good recipes but he had quite a career in food writing beforehand being contributing editor of Esquire, food judge, restaurant critic and documentary host.

Gorgonzola Blue cheese ice cream inspired by Gordon Ramsey

And as an antipodean, I confess that until recently when Channel 7 started broadcasting Kitchen Nightmares, I knew very little about Gordon Ramsay except that he swore at lot and got very passionate or angry, however you looked at it, in the kitchen. I didn’t know much about what he actually cooked as I hadn’t been to any of his restaurants. I assumed that it would’ve been rather excellent as he inspired a lot of awe and nervous laughter from the chefs in the restaurants that he tried to save in Kitchen Nightmares and that his furrowed forehead was a permanent fixture, capable of reducing a junior cook to visible shakes.

I picked up his book Gordon Ramsay 3 star Chef in Borders the other day, a heavy $100 bright white tome. Flicking through it I had to sit down. The pictures were nothing short of awesome, the food and recipes jaw droppingly good with combinations you’d never have thought to put together in your life but upon reflection seem perfectly harmonious. The pastry section, “The Dark Arts” was of course my favourite and this was where the artist really let loose with flamboyant, fanciful and fabulous desserts.

I even saw a few recipes that I could do myself which was heartening. And because this seemed the easiest to replicate using my tried and true ice cream recipe that does not require an ice cream maker. I thought I’d make it first: Gorgonzola ice cream. Don’t let the idea put you off, its simply divine, even if you’re not a blue cheese fanatic like myself. The reason I’ve put such varying amounts of gorgonzola is for your personal preference but please don’t use any other blue cheese. Try it and defy me please…

Gorgonzola Blue cheese ice cream inspired by Gordon Ramsay

  • 4 egg yolks
  • 1/2 cup caster sugar
  • 550ml cream
  • 1/2 cup caster sugar
  • 100-120g gorgonzola cheese

1. Heat cream until almost boiling in small saucepan

2. While cream is heating, whisk egg yolks and caster sugar until light and fluffy

3. Stir egg and sugar mixture into cream on low heat until thick and coating the back of a spoon.

4. Crumble gorgonzola and stir to melt. Start with 100g of the cheese and taste it, it will hit you as “marvellous” when you’ve got the right amount and then add extra 20grams if it doesn’t sing out to you.

5. Freeze overnight

Gorgonzola Blue cheese ice cream inspired by Gordon Ramsey

Honeycomb Affogato

Honeycomb Affogato

This recipe comes with a warning. Its so ridiculously easy to do, especially if you buy the vanilla ice cream (please make it a good one), that you may feel slightly embarrassed when people start applauding and asking for a signed recipe. Or you may not, preferring to bow and accept the accolades graciously. Even easier still, for a dinner party situation, the sauce can be made ahead of mine and warmed up just prior to serving. And please do serve it in a martini glass, it makes any ice cream looks fabulous!

Honeycomb Affogato

Honeycomb Affogato

Serves 6
1 cup caster sugar
1/2 cup water
2 Tbs coffee flavoured liqueur
12 scoops of best quality vanilla ice cream (I made mine but I like to make simple things difficult)
3×50g Violet crumble or Crunchie bars coarsely chopped

Combine sugar, water and liquer in small saucepan. Stir over a low heat without boiling until sugar is dissolved. Bring to boil and remove from heat.

Divide ice cream scoops among 6 serving glasses (1 cup capacity). Martini glasses always make ice cream look nicer. Surround bottom scoop with chopped chocolate bars, then pour over hot coffee liquer syrup or if you have a nice pourer, pour syrup over ice cream at the table.

Serve immediately!

Honeycomb Affogato

Bather’s Pavilion at Balmoral Beach

The lovely thing about Christmas, aside from Christmas itself, is that work tends to wind down and people get more relaxed and there is time made for leisurely lunches. Consulting work, although you forgo the work Christmas party, means that you will inevitably get invited out to a corporate lunch sometime before everyone goes on holidays. Bathers Pavilion was perfect for me as a) its literally down the road from where I live b)I had wrapped up all of my work for the year so I had nothing to do but enjoy and c) its one of the most fabulous restaurants in Sydney on one of the most gorgeous (if not particularly good for surfing) beaches.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach

Its less than a week until Christmas and the restaurant is full of diners, some business lunchers, some ladies who lunch and groups that are celebrating a pre Christmas get together. The cafe next to the restaurant is also incredibly busy drawing a steady stream of clientèle although the restaurant’s pace seems a little calmer than the cafe. The restaurant is full of cream and white and a lot of blue in fitting with the sandy beach outside and the stunning ocean view.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Cranberry cocktail
Cranberry and watermelon cocktail (non alcoholic)

Its a humid summer’s day and a round of sparkling mineral water and cranberry and watermelon cocktails are ordered to quench the thirst. A quick browse of the menu and I see instantly what I want for my entree, the Spring Bay abalone, seared scallop and prawn, 5 onion riso. M, N and A all order the Tuna Sashimi with crispy soft shell crab and wasabi flying fish roe . I’m having more trouble figuring out what to order for my main but I settle on the Assiette of Macleay Valley Rabbit crown, rillettes, loin and liver with potèe of confit leg. M orders the Casserole of Blue eye cod fillet, scampi and mussels, coconut shellfish bisque. N orders the Dry Aged Angus sirloin with braised Wagyu beef shin, endive, pomme puree, bone marrow sauce. A orders the Humpty Doo Barramundi with Baby octopus and calamari, saffron potato, Romesco sauce.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach bread
Sourdough bread with salted and unsalted butter

Our bread arrives shortly with salted (triangle) and unsalted (round) butter shapes. Its slightly warm diamond shaped sourdough is good but not as moreishly compelling as the sourdough at Bècasse which could make any bread hater into a lover.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Amuse Bouche
Amuse Bouche-artichoke mousse with salmon and crab

The amouse bouche arrives, a small shotglass for everyone filled with artichoke mousse, shellfish oil, salmon sashimi pieces and crab meat. This is so fabulously rich and voluptuous, it needs to be eaten one small spoonful at a time to protract the experience as much as possible and has me wondering if its possible to order a big bowl of the amuse bouche.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Oysters
Oysters naturel (with red onion vinaigrette and home made pumpernickel bread not pictured)

Our plate of oysters to share arrives alongside with home made pumpernickel bread and red onion vinaigrette. They lovely and fresh although not quite as ice cold and briney as the ones at Bècasse.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Abalone
Spring Bay abalone, seared scallop and prawn, 5 onion riso

Our entrees arrive and I am doubly pleased at my choice once I see it, a large king prawn sits in the centre of a mound of herby, oniony risoni (rice shaped pasta), flanked by two gigantically fat seared scallops (scallops of my dreams!) and three thin slices of abalone. The seafood is perfection, fresh and firm yet toothsome and a lovely counterpoint to the risoni which is heady in savoury onioney sweetness with what tastes like a saffron cream emulsion. At first taste its a little bland but a sprinkle of salt turns it into a star dish.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Tuna entree
Tuna Sashimi with crispy soft shell crab and wasabi flying fish roe

Everyone else has the tuna and it looks fabulous and I am assured that it is indeed as good as it looks.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Vegetables

There is a small break and our mains arrive. My assiette of Rabbit is artistically expressed and resembles a rambling painting with a dot of bean here, liver of rabbit there and a streak of carrot puree there. However I must confess now something that anguished me to no end. Once I had run around and taken photos of my patient dining partner’s meals, I had neglected to take a picture of my own! Once I had realised this, I looked around frantically to see whether anyone nearby was having their rabbit dish delivered to them so that I could accost them and get a photo of theirs but much to the relief of my dining companions, I was out of luck. So alas, there is no picture of it but you’ll have to put up with my description instead. The rabbit liver is seared on the outside and pink on the inside and quite mild in flavour, the proscuitto wrapped rillettes are firm and also fairly mild with the flavour coming mostly from the proscuitto. The main attraction on the plate is undoubtedly the rabbit confit leg. Crispy and unctuous the leg sits atop a circle of seasoned white meat strips which are incredibly tasty. The random scattered broad beans and streaks of carrot puree are an unusual pairing with the rabbit and not the most enjoyable accompaniment with the carrot reminding me of baby food. They do give me a mini La Creuset full of roasted vegetables and bacon which I would’ve enjoyed if I weren’t rapidly filling up with food.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Angus beef
Dry Aged Angus sirloin with braised Wagyu beef shin, endive, pomme puree, bone marrow sauce

I try some of the Wagyu beef shin which resembles a gruesome eyeball and its reminiscent of a tender slow cooked beef cut. Nothing gruesome about it at all. The pomme puree is smooth and buttery with a variety of sauteed mushrooms stirred through the copper pot.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Barramundi
Humpty Doo Barramundi with Baby octopus and calamari, saffron potato, Romesco sauce

The stunningly delicious looking Barramundi elicits signs from A of being incredibly good.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Seafood main
Casserole of Blue eye cod fillet, scampi and mussels, coconut shellfish bisque

M also enjoys her seafood stew with coconut shellfish bisque which is rich in a variety of seafood and topped with shaved fresh coconut.

Waiters walk past with some delicious looking desserts which sells us completely on the idea of having dessert. Sometimes I wish they were obliged to walk past tables with the dishes so I would know what to order. After much umming and aahing I order the Caramelised Pineapple and ginger tart with iced coconut terrine. M orders the Raspberries and berries with lemon curd ice cream, cassis sorbet and linzer biscuit and N & A order the Menage a trois des Chocolats, Vanilla Anglaise. We’re given a good 20 minutes to digest our mains before the desserts arrive.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Pineapple
Caramelised Pineapple and ginger tart with iced coconut terrine

My pineapple tart arrives with a gorgeous crème brûlèe type toffee crust which shatters satisfyingly. Its housed in a crisp buttery filo pastry shell and inside it sits a crème brûlèe with small sweet pineapple pieces. Its not particularly gingery but its sinfully good and rich but at the same time fresh with the sweet headily fragrant pineapple. The pyramid of coconut iced coconut terrine is refreshingly good with alternating layers of pineapple and coconut sitting atop a finely diced mound of sweetened fresh pineapple.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Chocolate dessert
Menage a trois des Chocolats, Vanilla Anglaise

The menage a trois of chocolate is an exercise in chocolate indulgence with three types of chocolate: a rich earthy pudding, a delicate chocolate mousse in a semi circle with a rich centre and glossy and glazed on the outside and an elegant rectangle of chocolate which is similar to the semi circle. I try a little of these and they’re good in a verging onto almost too rich but can’t stop eating kind of way.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Raspberry
Raspberries and berries with lemon curd ice cream, cassis sorbet and linzer biscuit

The raspberry with lemon curd ice cream is the most arrestingly gorgeous architectural masterpiece with its square layer of toffee on top neat rows of fresh raspberries although I find the lemon curd and raspberries a bit too tangy a combination for me.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Petit Fours

Our petit fours arrive and there are four to choose from, an eggy pandan raspberry pyramidal morsel; a dark round blackcurrant pastille, a dark chocolate truffle and a soft toasted coconut biscuit. As I am completely full I am not particularly taken with them and lose interest after sampling a corner of each as I continue dreaming about that luscious pineapple dessert and the incredible abalone entree.

Bathers Pavilion Balmoral Beach Cappucino

Two courses for lunch $85
Three courses for lunch $100
Minimum 2 courses

Degustation menu also available $150, with wines $220

Market menu also available (5 courses) $125, with wines $185

The Bathers’ Pavilion Restaurant

4 The Esplanade
Balmoral 2088 NSW
Phone: (02) 9969 5050
www.batherspavilion.com.au
Open: Daily noon-2.30pm, 6.30pm-10pm
Seats: 78