Jesssica Seinfeld - Oatmeal with pumpkin from Deceptively Delicious

Oatmeal with pumpkin or sweet potato from Deceptively Delicious

Please don’t mistake this breakfast as something I would only make for my children. Mainly because I have no children, just a bunch of lifelike Monkey soft toys. The reason I tried this is not to introduce pumpkin into my diet (it already features frequently), or to add vegetables (I eat a lot of veges). Its because, even before I cooked it, I knew this would be really good.

The spices in it, cinnamon and nutmeg, along with the milk give it an oatmealy almost pumpkin pie taste. Once you have the puree, its a cinch to make-indeed I made it on a busy work day morning using frozen pumpkin puree stashed in my freezer and microwaved for 1 minute. I preferred to add the raisins in while it was cooking as I love fat plump raisins. As far the peanut butter goes, it does enhance it but I think only 1 teaspoon of peanut butter would have done me or left out altogether would have been fine. And because I loathe the taste of skim milk and never have it in the fridge, I used a half water half full cream milk. It would be equally as fabulous on a weekend morning, tarted up with chopped pistachios and dried sweetened cranberries.

Oatmeal with pumpkin from Deceptively Delicious

  • 1 cup nonfat (skim milk)
  • 1/4 cup firmly packed light or dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup canned pumpkin or sweet potato puree (I didn’t use canned, I used real pumpkin pureed and frozen in batches)
  • 1 teaspoon pure vanilla extract (optional)
  • 1/4 teaspoon cinnamon or pumpkin pie spice (I used cinnamon and nutmeg)
  • 1 cup old-fashioned oats
  • 2 teaspoons natural peanut butter (optional, I’d say go with 1 teaspoon)
  • Dried fruit and nuts (optional)
  • Pure maple syrup, for serving

1. In a small saucepan, combine the milk, sugar, pumpkin, vanilla, and if using, and spice. Bring to a gentle boil and stir in the oatmeal. Reduce the heat and simmer for 2 to 3 minutes, until the oatmeal is soft and creamy. Stir in peanut butter, if using.

2. Spoon the oatmeal into bowls, sprinkle with dried fruit and nuts, if you like, and serve warm with maple syrup.

By Jessica Seinfeld from Deceptively Delicious

Oatmeal with pumpkin or sweet potato from Deceptively Delicious

Jessica Seinfeld - Chocolate beetroot cake from Deceptively Delicious

Chocolate beetroot cake

OK I promise this is my last Jessica Seinfeld recipe for the time being. I just couldn’t resist making a low fat chocolate cake in the hopes that it would taste good. Well its low fat if you don’t eat the icing of course. The fact that I happened to have some fresh beetroot in the fridge was all planned and I dutifully baked the little beasts for an hour during a particularly hot and humid Sydney day.

Chocolate beetroot cake baked

Once out of the oven it looks distinctly more pinky red than brown so the icing is needed for the “chocolate cake” look. Uncooked, the batter looks a bit Red Velvet-like in colour. I found that the cream cheese chocolate icing was not my favourite as it was slightly bitter due to the amount of cocoa in it. The cake itself also has that distinct “vegetable” smell similar to the spinach brownies. Once you get used to the flavour its nicer at the 4th or 5th forkful although the 1st forkful was not so well received. For something very low in fat, it is quite moist though. Just don’t expect your favourite luscious chocolate truffle cake and you’ll be fairly satisfied.

Chocolate beetroot cake

Chocolate Beetroot cake

A scrumptious, traditional chocolate cake that just happens to be fortified with beets. A fabulous alternative to the usual birthday cake!

INGREDIENTS
Batter:

* Nonstick cooking spray
* 1 cup firmly packed light or dark brown sugar
* 1/4 cup canola or vegetable oil, or trans-fat-free soft tub of margarine spread
* 1 large egg
* 2 large egg whites
* 3 ounces semisweet or bittersweet chocolate, melted and cooled
* 1/2 cup beet puree
* 1/2 cup lowfat (1%) buttermilk
* 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract
* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1 tsp. baking soda
* 1/4 tsp. salt

Cream Cheese Frosting:

* 1 (8-ounce/250g) package reduced-fat cream cheese
* 3/4 cup confectioners/icing sugar
* 1/2 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
* 1 Tbsp. pure vanilla extract

Preheat the oven to 350°. Coat a 9-inch baking pan with cooking spray.

In a large mixing bowl or the bowl of an electric mixer, beat the brown sugar with the oil or margarine until creamy. Add the whole egg and egg whites one at a time, beating well after each addition. Beat in the melted chocolate, beet puree, buttermilk and vanilla. It will be very runny at this stage.

Chocolate beetroot cake

Add the flour, baking soda and salt, and beat until smooth.

Chocolate beetroot cake

Pour the batter into the pan and bake until a toothpick comes out clean when inserted into the center, 35 to 40 minutes. Let the cake cool 5 minutes in pan before turning out onto a rack to cool completely.

Meanwhile, make the frosting. Beat the cream cheese with the confectioners’ sugar, cocoa powder and vanilla until smooth. Slice the cake in half horizontally. Spread the frosting over the top and between layers of the cooled cake.

Refrigerate in an airtight container for up to 4 days.

By Jessica Seinfeld from Deceptively Delicious

Chocolate beetroot cake

Jessica Seinfeld’s Blueberry Oatmeal Bars (with Spinach) from Deceptively Delicious

Cherry oatmeal slice

If you think that I’m on a Deceptively Delicious kick, you’re absolutely right. I’m completely intrigued by the idea of adding vegetables to sweet slices and cakes. One of the nicest slices that I’ve made is a pumpkin slice which is so deliciously moist and stays that way for several days that I know that vegetables can giveth the most dry sounding cake a humectant quality.

I altered these from their original recipe in that I substituted blueberry preserves with Morello Cherry preserves as I love Morello cherries. The slices themselves aren’t particularly low fat or low sugar, especially if you take heed of the amount of butter in the below picture, though I suppose if you divide 3/4 of a cup of butter or a cup of low sugar jam into 12 its not so bad…. well ok who am I kidding, they aren’t light at all.

Jessica Seinfeld’s Blueberry…I mean Morello Cherry Oatmeal Bars (with Spinach) from Deceptively Delicious

Crunchy and sweet, but full of spinach! Let the bars cool completely before serving so that the taste of the spinach has a chance to disappear completely.

INGREDIENTS

Cherry oatmeal slice

  • Nonstick cooking spray
  • 2 cups old-fashioned oats
  • 1 1/4 cups all-purpose flour
  • 1/2 cup sugar (I used brown sugar)
  • 1/2 tsp. cinnamon
  • 1/4 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/4 tsp. salt
  • 1 tsp. pure vanilla extract
  • 3/4 cup Balance trans-fat-free soft tub margarine spread, chilled
  • 1 cup low-sugar blueberry preserves (I used Morello Cherry fruit spread)
  • 1/2 cup spinach puree

Preheat oven to 375°. Coat an 8″ x 8″ baking pan with cooking spray.

Cherry oatmeal slice

In a large bowl, combine oats, flour, sugar, cinnamon, baking powder, salt and vanilla and stir to mix well.

Add the margarine and cut it quickly into dry ingredients with two knives until the mixture resembles coarse meal and is no longer powdery. Do not overmix—bits of margarine will still be visible.

Set aside about half of the oat mixture; press the rest firmly into the pan. Bake until lightly browned at the edges (but not fully baked), 13 to 15 minutes.

Meanwhile, mix the preserves with the spinach puree in a small bowl (it looks like minted cranberry jelly!)

Cherry oatmeal slice

Cherry oatmeal slice

Spread blueberry mixture over the partially baked oat layer, then sprinkle with reserved oat mixture. Bake until topping is slightly browned, 20 to 25 minutes. Set the pan on a rack to cool completely before cutting into 12 bars.

Cherry oatmeal slice

How to puree spinach
PREP
No prep at all for baby spinach. For mature spinach, fold leaves in half lengthwise with the stem outside, then strip the stem off the leaf.
COOK
Steam for 30 to 40 seconds, or cook in a skillet with 1 tablespoon of water for about 90 seconds, or just until wilted.
PUREE
In a food processor or blender for about 2 minutes, until smooth and creamy.

By Jessica Seinfeld from Deceptively Delicious

Cherry oatmeal slice

Jessica Seinfeld’s Chicken Nuggets (with Broccoli) from Deceptively Delicious

Seinfeld Chicken Nuggets with broccoli

I’m not normally a huge fan of chicken nuggets being that I’m over 10 years of age. I’m sure that had they been around when I was younger I would’ve loved these as my taste was most certainly on the bland side until I was a teenager. Of course I had heard the stories that the chicken nuggets were made out of the grossest fattiest bits of chicken and that special obese chickens were bred to make into nuggets and whilst I listened to these stories with a degree of cynicism, a part of me wonders if its really true and stops me from ordering them. But it doesn’t stop me in trying these “healthier” version. I used broccoli puree as 1) I love broccoli 2) Its good for you and 3) Jessica said on Oprah that broccoli puree turns out the crispiest for some reason. Crispy is good when it comes to nuggets.

I didn’t use onion or garlic powder instead I used the actual items finely diced. I also didn’t turn the flax/linseed into meal leaving it in sesame seed sized bits which gave it a bit more texture although I’m sure children would prefer it ground up a bit more. I also found that it was difficult to add a substantial amount of broccoli to the chicken without it getting heavy and soggy. I love broccoli so I made sure to add quite a bit and as a result mine were quite heavy and the breading tended to fall off in broccoli puree lumps.

However they were tasty and quite addictive, especially with a squeeze of lime and served with fat golden potato wedges. Broccoli haters will be happy to know that the pureed broccoli becomes quite bland and you can barely taste it. Healthy and low fat eaters may not like the fact that the Panko breadcrumbs soak up quite a bit of oil, much more than the 1 tablespoon in the recipe if you want it to look and taste appetising.

I’m also not quite sure how much nutrition kids would get from the small amount of broccoli puree that sticks to the chicken pieces although I’m sure to some parents, even a small floret would be better than nothing!

Seinfeld Chicken Nuggets with broccoli

Jessica Seinfeld’s Chicken Nuggets (with Broccoli or Spinach or Sweet Potato or Beet)

I don’t know any kid who doesn’t like chicken nuggets. Just don’t tell them what’s hidden inside!

INGREDIENTS

  • 1 cup whole-wheat, white or panko (Japanese) breadcrumbs
  • 1/2 cup flaxseed meal (linseed)
  • 1 Tbsp. grated Parmesan
  • 1/2 tsp. paprika
  • 1/2 tsp. garlic powder
  • 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
  • 1 cup broccoli or spinach or sweet potato or beet puree
  • 1 large egg, lightly beaten
  • 1 lb. boneless, skinless chicken breast or chicken tenders, rinsed, dried and cut into small chunks
  • 1/2 tsp. salt
  • Nonstick cooking spray
  • 1 Tbsp. olive oil

In a bowl, combine the breadcrumbs, flaxseed meal, Parmesan, paprika, garlic and onion powder on the paper or foil and mix well with your fingers.

In a shallow bowl, mix the vegetable puree and egg with a fork and set the bowl next to the breadcrumb mixture.

Sprinkle the chicken chunks with the salt. Dip the chunks into the egg mixture and then toss them in the breadcrumbs until completely coated.

Seinfeld Chicken Nuggets with broccoli

Coat a large nonstick skillet with cooking spray and set over medium-high heat. When the skillet is hot, add the oil. Place the chicken nuggets in the skillet in a single layer, being careful not to crowd the pan, and cook until crisp and golden on one side, 3 to 4 minutes. Then turn and cook until the chicken is cooked through, golden brown and crisp all over, 4 to 5 minutes longer. (Cut through a piece to check that it’s cooked through.) Serve warm.

Seinfeld Chicken Nuggets with broccoli

How to puree broccoli

Broccoli puree

PREP
Cut into florets.
COOK
Steam for 6 to 7 minutes. Florets should be tender but still bright green (if they turn an olive green color, they’re overcooked).
PUREE
In a food processor or blender for about 2 minutes. Add a few teaspoons of water if needed for a smooth, creamy texture.

By Jessica Seinfeld from Deceptively Delicious

Jessica Seinfeld’s Brownies (with Carrot and Spinach) from Deceptively Delicious

Deceptively Delicious’s Brownies with carrot and spinach
Now I know that there is a huge debate raging here about copyright and Jessica Seinfeld’s Deceptively Delicious book and Missy Lapine’s Sneaky Chef book and whilst its interesting, I’m more interested in the recipes than the controversy. Not that I’m not interested in Hollywood or literary gossip mind you, I am of course being an avid “trash mag” connoisseur, but my stomach beckons a little more.

After seeing Jessica on Oprah, I was intrigued by the recipes. I’ve noticed that whenever Oprah does a food show, she tries the food but doesn’t really go for it preferring to sample little bits rather than indulge. In this case, perhaps because the recipes are low fat and healthy, she was literally wolfing the food down throughout the whole show accompanying her degustation with amorous groans of pleasure. Her audience’s reaction too was similar in nature with a lot of head nodding so I knew I had to try these things for myself.

The odd thing about brownies is that they have a lot of eggs, butter and chocolate to help keep them moist. In this recipe, there’s hardly any, just 2 large egg whites and 2 tablespoons of butter so my skepticism was high. It became even higher when pureeing the spinach. I love spinach and cheese but plain spinach is not appealing at all. Plain spinach in a brownie is even less so. I remained skeptical until I tasted the final raw batter before it was about to be put into the oven. It was rather chocolately and no matter how hard I tried, had no spinach taste at all.

After baking, I found that they didn’t rise a great deal at all and whilst my baking pan was almost exactly 8inches (20cms) by 8inches (20cms) as specified, the brownies were a little flat. That was a bit disappointing. And if you’re expecting a typical luscious brownie with crispy top and moist chewy centre, you may be disappointed. I found that, as she said, with my first bite of a warm one, there was the slightest hint of “something” although it thankfully didn’t scream “spinach!!” to me. After letting it cool as suggested I started on a new brownie. Phew, no spinach taste. By the third or fourth bite, when I realised I was eating an extremely healthy version of a brownie but it was rich and chocolately I find they aren’t so bad after all. In fact, they were rather good. And by the end of my first cool brownie, I’m reaching for another…

Brownies (with Carrot and Spinach) from Deceptively Delicious

These brownies fool everyone! You won’t believe how scrumptious they are (or how good they are for you) until you make them yourself. Just don’t serve them warm—it’s not until they’re completely cool that the spinach flavor totally disappears.

INGREDIENTS

Deceptively Delicious’s Brownies with carrot and spinach boxed ingredients
Not your typical brownie ingredients

  • Nonstick cooking spray
  • 3 oz/90g semisweet or bittersweet chocolate
  • 1/2 cup carrot puree*
  • 1/2 cup spinach puree*
  • 1/2 cup firmly packed light or dark brown sugar
  • 1/4 cup unsweetened cocoa powder
  • 2 Tbsp. trans-fat-free soft tub margarine spread
  • 2 tsp. pure vanilla extract
  • 2 large egg whites
  • 3/4 cup oat flour or plain flour (I’d recommend using Self Raising flour as they don’t rise much otherwise with the small amount of baking powder)
  • 1/2 tsp. baking powder
  • 1/2 tsp. salt

Preheat the oven to 350°/180c degrees. Coat an 8″ x 8″ (20cm x 20cm) baking pan with cooking spray or line with baking paper.Melt the chocolate in a double boiler or over a very low flame (or in microwave)

In a large bowl, combine the melted chocolate, vegetable purees, sugar, cocoa powder, margarine and vanilla and whisk until smooth and creamy, 1 to 2 minutes (it will look rather awful at this stage but do persevere)

Whisk in egg whites. Stir in the flour, baking powder, and salt with a wooden spoon.

Deceptively Delicious’s Brownies with carrot and spinach boxed in pan uncooked

Pour the batter into the pan and bake 35 to 40 minutes. Cool completely in the pan before cutting into 12 bars.

P.S. I made this a second time and used Self Raising flour in addition to the baking powder and they rose beautifully and were even better than the first batch.

Deceptively Delicious’s Brownies with carrot and spinach boxed

Created by Jessica Seinfeld
From the book Deceptively Delicious
Makes 12 brownies

How to puree spinach
PREP
No prep at all for baby spinach. For mature spinach, fold leaves in half lengthwise with the stem outside, then strip the stem off the leaf.
COOK
Steam for 30 to 40 seconds, or cook in a skillet with 1 tablespoon of water for about 90 seconds, or just until wilted.
PUREE
In a food processor or blender for about 2 minutes, until smooth and creamy.

How to puree carrots
PREP
Peel, trim the ends and cut into 3-inch chunks.
COOK
Steam for 10 to 12 minutes.
PUREE
In a food processor or blender for about 2 minutes, with a few teaspoons of water if needed for a smooth texture.

Deceptively Delicious’s Brownies with carrot and spinach boxed Cooked