Personal Note
Speaking of hiccups, one night I was about to go to sleep. I was really, really tired because I had woken up early that morning. I love sleeping. It's truly something that I look forward to every night and if I get my required 8 or 9 hours sleep I feel like I can do anything. I have a routine when I go to sleep and I never mess with it. I go upstairs at around 8pm and have a shower and watch tv in bed. Over the next 3-4 hours I get increasingly tired and fall asleep around midnight.
I have a bottle of sparkling water on my bedside table in case I get thirsty. That night I was thinking to myself, should I have a sip? I was a little parched but if I have too much water then I'll have to go to the bathroom. This convo in my head lasted for a minute as I debated back and forth and then I decided to have a little sip of water.
Boy was that a mistake.
Because it was sparkling water and I had such a small sip, I gulped more than I should have. And somehow I got the hiccups. There's very little as undignified and embarrassing as hiccups. I get them often enough that I know that I hate them and to know that they don't just go away with time (for me at least).
Mr NQN just lay there amused. He loves it when I get the hiccups because then he has a license to scare me. He tried but all it did was scare Teddy and Milo who were confused and giving me major side eye whenever I'd hiccup. Usually I get rid of them by taking a big sip of water and then swallowing it upside down. Not just bending over slightly but actually trying to put my head between my legs upside down which I never achieve because I'm not that flexible. But it didn't seem to be working, perhaps because it was sparkling water.
By now I had drunk almost half the bottle of water and was ungracefully bent over at the waist trying to put my head between my legs. Mr NQN was amused, the dogs were confused and slightly horrified by my contortions. By the time I got rid of them (with a big sip of flat water) I lay there on the bed. My eyes were wide, I was fully awake and I was breathing heavily. "I'm wide awake now," I said to Mr NQN, regretful at taking that one sip.
So tell me Dear Reader, are you prone to hiccups? And if so, what is the cure? Have you ever tried Ants Climbing a Tree or Mayi Shang Su?
Spicy Noodles - Ants Climbing a Tree Recipe
An Original Recipe by Lorraine Elliott
Recipe Overview
Preparation time: 5 minutes plus 10 minutes soaking time
Cooking time: 7 minutes
Serves: 2
Ingredients Needed
- 120g/4ozs dried vermicelli noodles
- 1.5 tablespoons chilli bean condiment/Toban Djan*
- 1 tablespoon soy sauce
- 2 teaspoons finely grated ginger
- 2 teaspoons Shaoxing cooking wine
- 2 garlic cloves, peeled and finely sliced
- 1/2 teaspoon salt
- 1/4 teaspoon white pepper
- 2 teaspoons oil for frying
- 150g/5ozs pork mince
- 1/2 cup/125ml/4.4flozs chicken stock (or use 1 cup if you prefer a bit more sauce)
- 1 green spring onion, sliced
You will find Toban Djan and vermicelli noodles at your local Asian grocer
Step-By-Step Instructions
Step 1 - Soak the vermicelli in cold water in a large bowl for 10 minutes (water from the tap is fine) and then drain. Mix the Toban Djan, soy sauce, ginger, Shaoxing cooking wine, garlic, salt and pepper together in a small bowl.
Step 2 - Heat a frying pan or wok on medium high heat and add the oil and fry the pork mince until browned. Add the chilli mixture from the bowl and cook for 1 minute coating the pork. Add the chicken stock and stir and then add the drained noodles and toss to coat the noodles in the sauce. Stir fry for 2 minutes. Add the spring onion and toss a couple of times and then serve.