Book Sandwiches
Makes 16 mini sandwiches
An Original Hare Brained Recipe by Not Quite Nigella
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2 sheets shortcrust pastry
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200g/7 ozs ham or mortadella (I substituted this with some sun dried tomatoes for vegetarians)
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150g/5ozs sliced cheese
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100g caramelised onion jam or relish of your choice
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4 bamboo sushi mats (or something that you can wrap the pastry around to form a book)
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1 egg, beaten for glaze
Step 1 - Preheat the oven to 220C/428F and line a baking tray with parchment. Thaw the shortcrust pastry until pliable. Fold up the sushi mats into half and then half again-you should get it about the thickness of a small book (you can make them as thick or thin as you want really). Fold the pastry over making sure to press down on the spine for folding definition.
Step 2 - Brush the egg on the top half of the pastry and on the spine. Take a fork or a chopstick and draw a line down the side of the book as shown. Then score the pastry by dividing it in four to make four small books. Then bake the pastry for 15-20 minutes until golden. Allow to cool and then remove the sushi mats gently-you don't want to break the pastry.
Step 3 - Fill the book cavities with the filling of your choice. I found it easy to slide them in with the Swiss cheese on the outside and then I cut the edges so that they were flush with the pastry. Refrigerate until ready to serve. When ready to serve these, heat them in a 180C/350F oven for 5-8 minutes until the cheese has melted.
In the afternoon of the party, David arrived with enormous containers full of fabulous smoked lamb cutlets, eggplant, halloumi and dried figs and set himself up on the balcony. I was in the hands of pros and they shooed me out of the kitchen to have a bath and get ready. I worked on the speech in the bedroom. Mr NQN arrived and helped out with various bits like making sure we had enough ice. And like my wedding, well things got forgotten. At my wedding seven years ago I forgot to bring underwear. Here, I forgot to bring crucial bits of makeup and my bra. And considering I wear drag queen level makeup, this made me panic. But it is possible to make eyeshadow out of an eyebrow pencil. Okay it looks a bit odd but it's better than a drag queen going bare. And I accidentally put my dress on backwards and walked out into the kitchen feeling something was a little amiss but thankfully realised it before all of the guests arrived.
In amongst all of this fantastic food and wine, Laura my non militant vegetarian friend from Liquid Ideas manned the guest list and doors. We had Megan from Potts Point booksellers selling copies of the book too and Rose and Liv from DMCPR the PR agency that are doing the publicity for the book helping serve everyone the food. Elly from Stevie English came and did my hair and Charlie asked her how her date with Manu had gone as did several other people! For the record, they're friends and lovely Elly is still looking...
Kristy from Jetlagmama, Sophie (my literary agent) and me. Kristy started this whole book journey rolling when she forwarded my blog onto Sophie.
Malcolm, me, Robert and Vanessa from Sigma and Pentax (and I'm now considering bringing a stool with me to stand on ;))
People came from all over. Lulu my friend from high school drove up from the Blue mountains, Kristy from Jetlagmama flew in from Junee, intrepid travellers Julie and Mr GG from Gourmet Getaways flew down from Coffs Harbour, my fabulous sponsors Malcolm, Vanessa and Robert from Sigma and Pentax came from Melbourne while others near and dear to me came from all over Sydney on this chilly Monday night.
Oh and what did we serve? Well we started with cheese plates with Comte cheese (my favourite cheese) and Brillat Savarin as well as charcuterie boards with an incredible assortment of cured meats from Pino's in Kogarah including mortadella, prosciutto, nduja and cacciatore. There was also lachsschinken from Narel's (which translates to salmon ham), a delicious and unique cured pork ham that has a soft texture with a delicate ring of fat around each slice. It's so called because the texture is very much like lox or smoked salmon! Lario supplied a huge bag of fantastic risotto rice and other items for Tania's fragrant porcini risotto.
With the Peking Ducks, Tania and Rebecca made Peking Duck pancakes and Rebecca suggested cutting up the rest of the duck for sang choi bao wraps. Rebecca also wrapped up the duck carcasses for us to take home to make soup with this chilly weather creeping up on us (which was so needed a few days later!). Prawn and vegetable dumplings and shumai were steamed and Charlie brought out her vegetable frittatas which were light as air (she tried to sell vegan Manu on one by telling him that the chickens were vegetarian but alas, he literally didn't bite ;)).
The second kitchen was on the balcony with David plating up plate after plate of mouth watering smoked lamb cutlets topped with eggplant and grilled halloumi topped with dried figs. I think there was almost a riot when some got their hands on these (I won't name names ;)) and some guests and fans of Perama and Xanthi were star struck by David's presence tending the grill.
I have to admit that I was a bit embarrassed by my strange little sandwiches. To be honest I thought that they weren't anywhere near as glamorous enough as the rest of the food and I almost considered just hiding them somewhere in the back of the fridge because they looked so weird and homely but the girls wouldn't hear of it and served them up to guests. And Mr Hotly Spiced the photographer was so sweet when he said that he liked them a lot (although I'm quite sure he was being polite).
I was so nervous about making a speech and I got a bit emotional and started tearing up at one point but because the room was filled with such happiness and support everyone's encouraging smiles helped me get back on track. My greatest fear was missing someone out. And I did! I forgot the hard working husbands Big J and Carl! I was seriously mortified...But on the plus side, eyebrow pencil as eyeshadow doesn't run. Drag queens take note...
Christina from Hair Romance, Emily from The Remarkables Group, Craig & Caz from Y travel blog and Rosalie from The Remarkables Group
There was so much good food and afterwards, about forty of the sixty guests came up to tell me how much they enjoyed the food and I gave them David and Tania's details. I am told that people stay at a book launch for one and a half or two hours but I was chuffed to see that most people stayed a long time (some until 11.30pm!) and I think the food that David, Tania, Rebecca, Celia and Charlie plated up was just perfect. There was hot food and plenty of it so people didn't feel like they had to dash off to have something to eat elsewhere which usually happens at a function and the fact that we didn't have to get out at a certain time meant that it was less frantic than usual.
Then it came time to cutting the cake. And look at this marvel. Seriously, take a close look. It's a cake! Can you believe it? Linda made my book into a 3D cake replica of my book! It took me so many goes to cut into it because I just wanted to keep it as it was because it was so perfect. Tuulikki didn't actually know that it was a cake and for the whole night she thought that it was a giant coffee table version of my book.
After cutting slices of cake, Celia handed around her hand made chocolates. They were Callebaut dark almond clusters and milk feuilletine squares and there's always this exchange whenever someone tastes one of her chocolates.
Eater: Mmm these are incredible. Where can I buy these?
Celia: I only make them for friends.
Eater: Oh okay (takes lots of chocolate when they realise she is serious).
It was close to midnight and the party was winding down and we took off our shoes and sat down and drank wine and marvelled at the sparkly view. Lights were dimming in front of us as it was a Monday night and most people in facing apartments had gone to bed. We had our lovely bedrooms to go into and Tania and Rebecca were also staying the night with Mr NQN and I-there are a total of three bedrooms and three bathrooms in the suite and panoramic views. We were still giggling by the time that we decided to turn in so there was one final photo!
The next morning, I awoke to an empty Penthouse. Everyone had gone off to work and I walked around thinking what a magnificent space it was. But I also imagined that if you were a lucky enough to be staying here but you were here by yourself, a space that enormous would feel lonely. And I realised that above all, success means nothing unless you have your friends and family around you.
I haven't forgotten you my Dear Readers for a second... I have to also let you know that we're also holding a book event with a Q&A with me and no other than the Food Safari superstar Maeve O'Meara at Gleebooks on the 12th of June and I'm planning on doing something special for readers too!
To see Charlie's post on the book launch, take at Hotly Spiced here! Also Julie's lovely post on Gourmet Getaways is here too! Celia's recipe for her focaccia is on Fig Jam and Lime Cordial! Tania's hilarious post on an afternoon tea outing and the launch is here!
So tell me Dear Reader, do you loathe making speeches as much as I do or are you a natural born orator? And if you have any suggestions for the Gleebooks Q&A please feel free to let me know!
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