Coffin Dip
Morticia Addams here, I don't often eat much as I have to slip into a slinky black dress every day but this coffin dip is just the ticket if you are wanting a healthy dip. Pugsley doesn't like to eat it unless I tell him that it isn't in fact peas, but slime. And I think this little skeleton was the belle of the ball. He looks like he is having a great time but wouldn't you if you had escaped your coffin?
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Shrunken Heads in Apple Rum Toddy
Someone once said two heads were better than one. How about half a dozen shrunken heads instead? Even better! These little heads were the perfect accessory for my Halloween drink, a hot mulled apple rum toddy. And as Morticia, I can tend to be be as pushy as Lorraine and suggest that if you make one thing this Hallowe'en, it's this!
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Hogwarts
Last week I posted my version of Hogwarts. I wouldn't recommend it unless you have sanity to spare (which I don't) and oodles of time. It's one of those things that you say afterwards "Oh well, I'm glad that I did it even if I did lose my tenuous grip on reality." Or perhaps that's something that I will say far into the future...
Incinerated Brain
One of the easiest items to make this Halloween for vegetarians is this Incinerated cauliflower brain. This first started its life as a model for a Hellraiser brain where I stuck raw spaghetti into it once cooked. Mr NQN didn't think that it looked at all Hellraiser like so it simply became an incinerated brain. Oh and the peri peri seasoning gives this one a lovely, spicy kick!
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Freddy Krueger's Meatloaf Glove
When I was making this Halloween recipe for Freddy Krueger's edible meatloaf glove, I was inspired by Not Martha's Meat Hand from a couple of years back. She used a mold but I do sort of have this thing about single use items, no matter how brilliantly ghoulish (also I've never come across a hand mold) so I decided to see if I could make one using regular gloves or just by free shaping a hand based on my own. So I made three meat hands and the best one I have shared with you. You simply rinse out a latex glove and stuff it with a meatloaf mix. Then you freeze it, and then cut away the glove, stick some foil in it to make the "knives" and bake it. And voila, you have Freddy Krueger's incinerated hand or glove. When I called Mr NQN on the evening of the experiments to tell him about dinner I simply said "I made you a meatloaf shaped like Freddy Krueger's incinerated cut off hand." He simply chuckled and said "Okay."
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Voodoo Doll Cookies
I felt terrible because I posted the recipe for Voodoo Doll Cookies a couple of weeks ago and when I'd meet up with people for lunch they'd say "Oh I thought you might bring me some of those voodoo doll cookies." The thing I liked about these cookies is that everyone found one that they liked the best. For me, it's this guy who turned out to be Amanda's new boyfriend. She even sent me a picture of him at home sitting next to a glass of champagne.
Frankfurter's Fingers
OK I'm not sure if they actually looked like fingers and Mr NQN wasn't so sure but since I had bought them, I used them.
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1 jar Bockwurst sausages
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Sliced almonds
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toothpicks
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Tomato sauce
Step 1 - Divide the sausages into two. In one half, peel a bit of the skin so that you can insert the nail in and on the other lot of sausages, cut off a small slice from the end. Join the two sausages together with a toothpick and then insert a sliced almond into the nail bed. Serve with tomato sauce.
Spider Web Eggs
These Spider Web eggs are one of the easiest Halloween treats that are actually quite healthy too and are an effective way to feed everyone something healthy and spooky. A good combination no? The one thing I will say is that use as old eggs as you can find and apparently if you leave eggs out of the fridge, for every day you will lose a week in life which is good for boiled eggs as that makes them easier to peel (otherwise add a teaspoon of bicarb to the water when boiling which will help to peel the eggs). Also do this spider web effect very close to the time that you will serve them. I made the mistake of doing these the day before and the veiny spidery effect dissipated with time.
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Bloody Popcorn Brains
The funniest thing happened to me the other week. I was walking out of a restaurant and a man came out to talk to me. It turns out he and his family read the blog (yay! I love meeting readers!) and his son was mad for the bloody popcorn brains which I had posted a few weeks ago in the lead up to Halloween! Then other people had come up to me to say that they liked the brains and even friend Teena had made some for her daughter Annabel's party. And here I was thinking that nobody liked them! Joy joy!
Flayed Skin & Cheese Skulls
I really sort of started to worry about my state of mind when I thought of this recipe and that of the cauliflower brain. I was cutting through a hunk of cheese when I thought "I wonder if I could make a skull out of it? Anyway, you'll come visit me in the asylum won't you?
Prep time: 5 minutes
Level of difficulty: Easy-medium for carving skull
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An assortment of sliced meats like prosciutto (to look like flayed skin), olive mortadella (to look like skin that has a pox) and pastrami (just because it looked like flesh) as well as a slice opf brawn because, well, it looked a bit odd
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Firm cheeses to shape into skulls
Step 1 - Use a melon baller to hollow out the eyes and a paring knife to cut out the shape of the skull, nose and teeth. Lay out on a chopping board along with assorted meats. Oh and by the way, I chose the brawn because it looked quite odd and possibly gruesome. It turns out the guests felt the same way as all but one corner of it remained by the end of the night!
Creepy Crepes
What ended up being one of the easiest things that I made for Hallowe'en, that morning I did a post on Creepy Crepes and they delighted Mr NQN so so I served some that evening too. People would simply roll up a crepe to find a different face underneath. I served these with plum jam aka blood clot sauce to those of you that have a sense of the macabre (always a good quality in a friend or partner).
And one more recipe to come! For the Melting Witch Cupcakes! After that, programming will resume to "normal" :)
Now onto my guests! Lurch was curiously absent so as Morticia I answered the door. First to arrive was Mr NQN's brother Manu and his mother Tuulikki.
Manu came as a robber with a flashlight and admitted that this was a last minute costume job i.e. his regular outfit plus a shirt over his head with a flashlight. He then proceeded to answer the door in his outfit robbing people effectively of their champagne and gifts!
Tuulikki came as an Egyptian evil cobra priestess in Set's harem. Set is an ancient Egyptian devil-you learn something new every day!
Next to arrive was Amanda who came as Hit Girl! She brought champagne and a lovely gift of fang ice cube trays.
Anavrinny made the most of her 8 month pregnant form and came as Juno of course!
Gina arrived as Miss Ghoul 2012 complete with sash, crown and flowers and Hot Dog came as a ghoul!
Girl Next Door's response to Manu's prompts to "hand over your gold and silver" was simply to moan zombie-like and hold out her mug. Yep she was The Waking Dead!
Louise came as her own cat and she explained that Viggo was not allowed to pop down to the shop to buy prawns in his actual Halloween costume which was...
Darth Vader complete with light saber!
Teena and Philippe came along as Hogwarts students from the house of Gryffindor and they brought with them the cutest Strawberry Shortcake. At age three, Annabel tends to think that a visit to Auntie Morticia's house involves flying bats, moaning, dropping heads and cooked body parts. Nevertheless, when Teena asked her if she liked coming to our place, she nodded a resounding Yes!
And last but not least, the least PC costumes went to partners in crime, well actually victim and serial killer, Miss America came as Ivan Milat and Queen Viv as a backpacker. What was startling was that Miss America indeed had a strong resemblance to Ivan Milat especially with the gun holder Queen Viv had fashioned him. And as for Queen Viv's tshirt-the people at the printers where she had it made said that "there might be a good commercial idea here..."
And super shy and quiet Mr NQN came as Count Von Finlandia
P.S. What happened to that enormous Hogwarts Gingerbread castle? Well, lots of guests took pieces home-I was only too happy for them to take home the buildings and towers and anything else that they wanted. Otherwise, we'd be eating it for the next year. Viggo messaged Mr NQN the next day. Apparently, his three year old nephew Donald has an appreciation of Hallowe'en on a completely new level. When he rebuilt his own mini version of Hogwarts using some of the towers he cried "there's people in there!"
And with that, I wish you a very good night haunting. I'll take my bag of rats with me now...
So tell me Dear Reader, what is your dream Hallowe'en costume and if you're celebrating this year who will you dress up as? And which Hallowe'en dish or costume in this post did you like the best? Do you prefer easier to make treats or more elaborate ones?
Love,
Morticia
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