Want a festive roast idea for the holiday season? Look no further than this roast turkey. There's no need to brine the turkey to get succulent, tender meat. Here you stuff the turkey with a bacon jam cornbread stuffing, smother the breast with bacon jam butter and wrap the whole thing in bacon to keep the meat and skin flavourful and moist!
This recipe and prize is brought to you by Westfield
So let's talk turkey. I love making turkey for crowds (and thankfully am yet to encounter a rotten one) so this year we made a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner. I know that celebrating Thanksgiving is an American tradition but we will literally use any excuse for a get together with friends. I'm thinking Kwanzaa will be next (just not Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa cake, even used ironically). Turkey is great because it easily feeds a crowd.
The turkey in this case is a beauty! Stuffed with a bacon cornbread stuffing, the breast is smothered in bacon jam (YES!!) butter and the whole bird is wrapped in bacon. We served this with home made cranberry sauce on the side too along with all of the trimmings. I always find myself a little surprised when turkey works out beautifully. I think it comes from a steady childhood diet of American movies where the turkey remains steadfastly frozen but this bird was perfectly cooked and tender inside.
Turkey is a lean meat so I worried a little about the breast drying out but this was tender and moist - perhaps you can see this from the cross section (and I'm going to ask for bird carving lessons for Christmas I think because I did a terrible job at it). And the stuffing was another favourite - I'm pretty sure adding bacon jam to anything is going to work and it paid dividends.
At no other time is the need to keep your sense of humour about things more important than during Christmas. It is getting perilously close to the pointy end of the year where tempers fray and relationships crack under the strain of demands. It all comes to a head at Christmas dinner, an occasion that is meant to be happy but is often preceded by frantic rushing around.
Our friend Louise was telling us about a Christmas while she was growing up on a farm in the country. Her grandmother was roasting a turkey and Louise could smell something amiss. She tried to tell her father but was given a sharp rebuke as her query appeared disrespectful but when it came time to take the much anticipated bird out of the oven, the smell of the rotten bird stank out the whole farmhouse.
There was only one place that was open on Christmas Day. It was run by a Chinese family who clearly had anticipated the boom in business and the queue stretched out long as far as the eye could see. There was a limit placed of two chickens per customer and it took one and a half hours to reach the front of the queue. And for a large extended family, there were just two chickens that evening for Christmas dinner. And they never made turkey again. Ever.
I sort of see Christmas like weddings - it's never going to be picture perfect. Something will go wrong and it will be absolutely fine that it is and as long as nobody goes to emergency then you just roll with it. So if life throws you a curveball (or in Louise's case, a rotten turkey) you can go to Westfields (Bondi Junction for me) to order a fresh or already cooked bird. You can pop down to the homewares store Plenty where you can buy all the tools to make something from scratch. Or you can go to the Chanel boutique and buy me a bag - just kidding! Okay I am not kidding but I doubt that anyone will since I can't convince Mr NQN that I need one.
So tell me Dear Reader, tell us something funny that has happened to you at Christmas! Have you ever cut into a roast chicken or turkey to find it raw? When we were growing up, the oven was so bad that every chicken we ever roasted was burnt on the outside and raw in the centre!