Where to Eat in Auburn

I am staring absolutely wide eyed. I have never been as fascinated with a menu in my life. In front of me names such as "Rou Wings", "Russian Package", "Beer Duck", "Pig Leaves", "Kidney with spicy sauce in Monolithic", "Great Lunch Meat" and the unfortunately spelled "Vage Meal" dance before me tickling my funny bone and igniting my curiosity. These items sit in sections titled "Gruel" and "Inquisitor Series". We are in Harry Potter land, we are actually in Auburn, at Taste 101 Chinese restaurant, a place that David had found purely by chance a few weeks before.